Friday, August 15, 2025

Folgers Coffee Classic Roast | Kap Reviews Everything Else, Pt. 5

Folgers Coffee
Classic Roast
Medium


[Prepared as per manufacturer's instructions in drip machine, yielding 6oz sample serving. Served with one tablespoon whole milk, one packet Sweet'N Low. Served in a two-finger (8oz) mug.]

NOTES:

If you like Old Spice, you love this. If you haven't been swept-away by any of the three(?) waves of specialty coffee, you love this. Perhaps love is a strong/wrong word for the latter instance. To you who stayed drinking workman regular or Joe, joe--this is your close your eyes and imagine coffee, coffee. Salt of the earth. Salt and earth are notes, as well, in reverse-order.

Roasty-toasty, smooth and balanced. Positively nothing beyond pedestrian with tired feet, but perfect in a paper cup cheap and ready to go in a hurry. I'd have liked another sploosh of milk. Chocolate-y, semi-sweetly. Burlap. Wooden. Serviceable. Capable, assuring, comforting. A bit boring, as in when a man gets too good. Friend-zoned?

Drinkable as heck, bud. Meatloaf Monday every dang morning over the funny papers.

B

FURTHER KM. READING
Old Spice Classic After Shave | Kap Reviews Everything Else, Pt. 3

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