BLEND: Slaughterhouse
WRAPPER: San Andres
BINDER: Mexican Sumatra
FILLER: 'Multi-country Blend'
(As per company website)
FORMAT: Churchill (748)
ORIGIN: Nicaragua
INTENSITY: Medium
Your favourite virtue? BRAVERY
Your favourite qualities in man? GRIP STRENGTH
Your favourite qualities in woman? PRETTY HAIR
Your favourite occupation? I LIKE WHAT I DO
Your chief characteristic? NO BULLSHIT
Your idea of happiness? NO BULLSHIT
Your idea of misery? BULLSHIT
Your favorite colour and flower? I DON'T KNOW
If not yourself, who would you be? THIS IS BULLSHIT
Where would you like to live? MANSION
Your favourite poets? ?
Your favourite painters and composers? ?
Your favourite heroes in real life? MEATBALL
Your favourite heroines in real life? I DON'T DO DRUGS
Your favourite heroes in fiction? MAN FROM DEATHWISH MAYBE
Your favourite heroines in fiction? LADIES? I THINK HOPE LANGE
Your favourite food and drink? STEAK POTATO COCA-COLA
Your favorite names? BOSS CHEIF [sic]
Your pet aversion? I DON'T LIKE THOSE BIRDS THAT TALK
What characters in history do you most dislike? COWARDS
What is your present state of mind? GOOD
For what fault have you most toleration? TEMPER
Your favourite motto? SOMETHING SOMETHING AND ALL OUT OF BUBBLEGUM I LIKE THAT. ["I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum." - Roddy Piper, They Live]
TASTE: B
DRAW: B+
BURN: B
BUILD: B+
FINAL GRADE: B+
A 90-100 B 80-89 C 70-79
FURTHER READING: On Confession Albums, The Proust Questionnaire, and Arthur Conan Doyle
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