Fuck you, I can be silly.
THE LIST:
[Names are links to full review]
[Snippets are taken from said full review]
[Listed in no particular order]
"I am remembering the time I dated a young lady who'd just previously dated one Mr. Shaquille O'Neal. Yeah -- we went out couple times until I realized I wasn't a -- good fit. Thanks for stopping by www.kaplowitz.xyz. Your home on the world wide web, for this sorta thing."
"A well-performing Salomon of distinct Milky Way and cinnamon toast notes with a driving piquancy. Medium-full profiled and creamily so. An impressive yet jovial appearance."
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"Pace of burn picks up. Flavors are unchanged and I ain't complaining. When I have smoked Covadonga in the past, it has always been fun. This Grande Maduro is no different, gentlepersons. It begs loud company..."
"I lay out a schmatta handkerchief across my lap for feces and facial gestures, and schtick. Very fun smoke. Jovial but complex."
(the actual impetus behind this list)
"Yellow flowers, dig? (Gardening humor.) Sweet & pleasantly complex. Smooth & easy, tho not simple. Fucking nice. Jovial, even."
"Yellow flowers, dig? (Gardening humor.) Sweet & pleasantly complex. Smooth & easy, tho not simple. Fucking nice. Jovial, even."
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