Friday, September 11, 2026

The Plight of the Schvitzer?

Short-filler, Cuban Sandwich, factory seconds. Yardgars & Dog Walkers. Premium-shaped objects to smoke when you have less time and attention to lend the experience. Might I remind you instead of machine-mades, cigarettes, and even pipe smoking (a fair lunt) before trying to find a decent cheap stogie that won't tunnel, run, plug, and also will stay lit? Oh, how the poor stay poor.

The not as wealthy stay not as wealthy. The plight of the schvitzer?

Must we always live like kings and get the gout? There's no shame outside the fat cat cigar game, unless you BYO shame to said game. Smoke premium? Of fucking course! When you can, and when that is, get the best you can. It's pretty simple. Not to mention but in closing I shall--maybe we don't have to wrap up our whole identities in smoking, and on occasion, actually abstain.

Imagine!

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Monday, September 7, 2026

Happy Labor Day!

Take a load off.

Kaplowitz Media. posting returns to schedule Friday the 11th. New posts are published every Monday and Friday (unless a holiday). Book-end your week-end (and this brief paragraph) with Kaplowitz Media.

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Friday, September 4, 2026

Dunbarton Tobacco & Trust: Cigar Brand Spotlight

Dunbarton Tobacco & Trust: Cigar Brand Spotlight

Below is a list of half a dozen previously KM. reviewed Dunbarton offerings.

[Each is a link.
Listed in ABC order.]


Mi Querida Black PapaSaka
Mi Querida Gorila
Muestra de Saka Krakatoa
Red Meat Lovers Fritanga
Sobremesa Solita Red
Umbagog Bronzeback

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Monday, August 31, 2026

Life in the Smoking Section

I am old enough to barely recall going to restaurants with my dad and him being asked "Smoking or non-smoking?"

Much ado surrounds chatter of how to accomplish the strange feat of you and/or your locale not smelling like smoke once you have indeed smoked. When you grill up a steak do you spray the smoky smell away with an aerosol can of something or resort to an old wive's tale remedy bordering on folk magic?

Of course not. Because in your construct, the smell of a well-charred steak is fantastic and vastly appealing. Then why are you also living in a context that finds the aroma of a good smoke appalling to the point of being shameful? You know who won't likely bitch about your smoky smells? A smoker.

Try surrounding yourself with more of them. So, smoking or non-smoking? Smoking. Or, if the social contract doesn't work for you, brother--don't light up just to act like a little boy in big trouble after. Or a naughty teenager who threw a party while mom and dad were out of town.

You shouldn't strive to get over on people, and non-smokers are people too. Nor should you always want to have your cigar and smoke it, too. It's a bit much. Don't be a bit much. You know what really clears the air, though? The same thing that cleanses the palate. Time and rest.

A good airing out.

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