Butt first, like a breech birth:
"And find I'm A number one,Gentlepersons, below is a list as shallow and pedantic as Lois Griffin's meatloaf. Yet too, as titillating as Meatloaf's one thing he would not do. It is a list of recent (September '17) cigar offerings I found to be worthy of A (A- to A+) review ratings.
Top of the list.
King of the hill --
A number one."
- Frank Sinatra, New York, New York
THE A NVMBER ONE LIST:
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Also, give this a listen:
"You've Eaten my Socks" Kaplowitz Radio: September 24, 2017