Friday, December 16, 2022

A JC Newman Cigars Diamond Crown Maximus No. 5 Answers a Proust Questionnaire (A Cigar Review)

A JC Newman Cigars Diamond Crown Maximus No. 5 Answers a Proust Questionnaire (A Cigar Review)

WRAPPER: Ecuadorian Sungrown
BINDER: Dominican
FILLER: Dominican

FORMAT: Robusto (No. 5)
ORIGIN: Dominican Republic
INTENSITY: Medium/Medium-full

Your favourite virtue? Presentability. (I adore how you spell favourite correctly!)

Your favourite qualities in man? A decently tailored suit.

Your favourite qualities in woman? A lovely dress.

Your favourite occupation? Appearing in fashionable society.

Your chief characteristic? Being appropriate.

Your idea of happiness? Being quite characteristically myself.

Your idea of misery? Ordinariness.

Your favorite colour and flower? Gem colours and lilies.

If not yourself, who would you be? I cannot imagine!

Where would you like to live? Where I belong. In a special part of your most special humidor.

Your favourite poets? They're all perverted ruffians. I do appreciate Russian literature.

Your favourite painters and composers? The young man who painted the lovely accent wall in my sitting room and oh, I suppose Bach or someone.

Your favourite heroes in real life? Vigo Mortensen.

Your favourite heroines in real life? Maya Angelou.

Your favourite heroes in fiction? Does mythology count?

Your favourite heroines in fiction? Again, does mythology count?

Your favourite food and drink? French cuisine and french wine.

Your favorite names? Romulus, Remus.

Your pet aversion? I dislike dogs. They smell and make horrid noises.

What characters in history do you most dislike? The uncouth.

What is your present state of mind? I'm tiring of this.

For what fault have you most toleration? Status seeking.

Your favourite motto? "Risus abundat in ore stultorum."

TASTE: B+
DRAW: A-
BURN: B+
BUILD: A-

FINAL GRADE: B+
A 90-100 B 80-89 C 70-79