THE CIGAR
6 x 52 Torpedo (Stinger)
Ecuador Connecticut wrapper
Undisclosed binder
Dominican filler
NOTES
LESS SCHTICK MORE STICK
[Letter grades are graded on a scale of K A P L O W I T Z.
K being the least, Z the greatest.]
Appearance WConstruction W
Combustion O
Flavors/Body W
Strength L
(Smoke time is a slight hour. Notable, for I am a slow smoker.)
FINAL GRADE
****B****
EPILOGUE
Not now, playing dominoes.