KAPLOWITZ
Dear Gentlepersons,
How the heck are ya? Halloween is just around the corner (here, have a Three Stooges ghost story) and we'll all be bloated sick on candy corn in no time, as we usher in November and the in-law laden Thanksgiving. And then Christmas hams, fruit cakes, and commercialisms. And and and and -- next next next next -- mile posts along the way on a tumbling into eternity.
Here's a couple of Kaplowitz-centric mile posts to look for on the very near horizon:
#KapMerch in the form of PERSONALISED HANDKERCHIEFS/SCHMATTAS loom nigh. These most likely 100% cotton offerings of impressively large size, shall be hand-stamped via artisan handmade stamp using only the finest of indelible inks. The pattern is currently being decided upon, so look out!
If you have read my work, my cigar reviews in particular, you know my heavy and earnest appreciation and employment of handkerchiefs/schmattas, you'll know that I mean business here, gentlepersons.
In fact, we shall go no farther here until you are up to snuff with proper handkerchief/schmatta by reading my article pertaining to such HERE. There, now I know my offerings will garner good homes.
I shall write more on the importance of hankies within the premium tobacco sphere in the very near future. And these beauts should be ready for showin', blowin', and selllin' by around the New Year. If you'd like to for some odd reason nail one down now, @ or DM me @iamkap on Twitter for payment deets. NOTE: for the sake of clarity, they still won't ship 'til around the New Years.
Another thing, a thing out on the nearer horizon, is the introduction of a Kaplowitz email newsletter. In it will be some of writings of mine NOT available to read at my/this blog, and money-saving opportunities/special offers to purchase fine tobacco offerings.
I'm working on and out the logistics of starting this project up as ya read this, so feel free to contact me in the above way to be in on the ground floor of this potentially exciting endeavor! Maybe you early birds will even get an extra worm or two.
As always, thanks all for reading. I am appreciative you all to the very limit of words and beyond.
Best,
Kap
@iamkap
PS: Please check out my swell chums at Cigars City.