Sunday, September 26, 2021

Kaplowitz Media. Cigar of the Year 2020-21

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Kaplowitz Media. Cigar of the Year 2020-21

THIS IS THE KAPLOWITZ MEDIA. CIGAR OF THE YEAR POST. Please familiarize yourself w/ the below schedule. Each step occurs within this post & is placed atop the previous step.

STEPS TOWARD NAMING THE 2020-21 CIGAR OF THE YEAR
  1. All Cigars of the Month listed (9/26)
  2. Best of each month announced (9/27)
  3. List will be whittled down to ten (9/28)
  4. Ten-six announced (9/29)
  5. Five-one announced (9/30)
What time are these steps posted, exactly? Wake up & check-in. Not updated? Have breakfast, check-back. See? Please note that each cigar listed is a link to its full review. Finally, no other posts will publish here on Kaplowitz Media. during this time; although the Kaplowitz To-day podcast will cover this process of unfurling on its regular schedule.

5. FIVE THRU ONE ANNOUNCED (1-5?) (9/30)

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4. TEN THRU SIX ANNOUNCED (6-10?) (9/29)


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3. LIST WILL BE WHITTLED DOWN TO TEN (9/28)
oh, now it's getting good. [Listed in ABC'd order.]

7-20-4 Factory 57 
Acosta La Lujuria 
Adventura Royal Return Queen's Pearls 
Big Sky Bighorn 2.0 
Bocock Bros. World Traveler Maduro 
Bongani 458 Short Premium Selection 
Dunbarton Sobremesa Brulee Blue 
HVC Cerro Sabrositos 
Stolen Throne War Council 
Valacari NeoClassic (2019)

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2. (9/27) BEST OF EACH MONTH ANNOUNCED. (All others, to be clear, are out of contention.) A link to each advancing offering's full review can be found in Step 1.

OCT. 2020: HVC Cerro Sabrositos
NOV. 2020: Dunbarton Sobremesa Brulee Blue
DEC. 2020: Adventura Royal Return Queen's Pearls
JAN. 2021: Valacari NeoClassic (2019)
FEB. 2021: Bongani 458 Short Premium Selection
MAR. 2021: Acosta La Lujuria
APR. 2021: Brun del Re Pig Year Toro
MAY 2021: Tatuaje Skinny Wolf
JUN. 2021: Bocock Bros. World Traveler Maduro
JUL. 2021: 7-20-4 Factory 57
AUG. 2021: Stolen Throne War Council
SEP. 2021: Big Sky Bighorn 2.0

EDIT: (9/27) Please note, with my apologies, that March 2021 has been edited. I originally included March 2020 in error. Again, my sincere apologies. - Kap

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1. (9/26) ALL CIGARS of the MONTH HONOREES LISTED:

OCT. 2020

ADVentura Queen's Pearls
HVC Cerro Sabrositos
Illusione ECCJ Churchill
Illusione Cigares Prive Corojo
Illusione Singulare 2015 Miserere

NOV. 2020

ACE Prime MXS Tiago Splitter Signature
Dunbarton Mi Querida Triqui Traca
Dunbarton Sobremesa Brulee Blue
Illusione ~cg:4~ Kaplowitz Media. Candela

DEC. 2020

ADVentura The Royal Return Queen's Pearls
Aging Room Quattro Nicaragua Maestro
Corona de GTO 10 Anos Corojo
My Father La Promesa

JAN. 2021

Punch Clasico Elites
ADVentura The Conqueror Emperor's Edition
Valacari NeoClassic 2019
Valacari Nobility 2019
Cavalier Geneve White Series (audio)
GTO La Cura Presidente

FEB. 2021

Indian Motorcycle Cigars Maduro
Debonaire Cigars Habano Robusto
Bongani Cigars Robusto
Bongani Cigars 458 Short Premium Selection

MAR. 2021

Acosta Cigar Co. La Lujuria
DAV Cigars Habana Clasico Torpedo

APR. 2021

Saturday, September 25, 2021

Kaplowitz Media. Cigars of the Month (September 2021)

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Cigars of the Month (September 2021)

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Thursday, September 23, 2021

Don Diego Robusto Cigar in Review

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Don Diego Robusto Cigar in Review

WRAPPER: Connecticut Shade
BINDER: Dominican
FILLER: Dominican, Nicaraguan

FORMAT: Robusto (552)
ORIGIN: Dominican Republic
INTENSITY: Mild

NOTES:
Lemon | Cream | Suede

A truly mild smoke. Not mild-medium, not even mild/mild-medium. MILD. No finish. A mere hint of sweetly citrus body. Whispery but not wispy per se. Subtly distant lemon squeezed into clotted cream. Suede rounding-outs, in the palest of savorinesses. A touch of pale honey. A kiss of nougat. An allusion of yellow & white wildflowers. Golden hay underbelly with just a suggestion of sandy earthiness. Retro-hale heavily and you'll get a single flake of white pepper, every-other time.

There are complexities if you look hard enough; quiet shifts between sweet & sour notes. Not quite 'shifty' enough to be transitional--altho out-of-the-gate, I was quite fearful it'd sour unpleasantly until it steered clear. Nuanced but the layers seem all to peel-off together. Decent structure but its bracings are un-checked by well-behaved notes. Superbly balanced. In a blend this mild, any transgressions would roar--& they do not here. To put it lovely, there is no (say) Ligero to hide edges... there are no loose-fitting black clothes to hide fat rolls.

Quite solidly-rolled. Tight seams & cap/shoulder assemblage. Burns a tick-quick but mainly evenly. A single re-touch at the half fixes a nagging wave and a bit of ugly puckering. Moderate+ smoke out-put yields virtually no room-note. A slight lemony floral aroma. Ash builds to a stoic inch of dime-y sheathing. No hard-soft spots. Stays ::: very ::: cool. An early summer morning thing. A white wine spritzer of a thing. Smoke it then, with that, whilst under a parasol. 

TASTE: B
DRAW: B+
BURN: B+
BUILD: A-

FINAL GRADE: B+
A 90-100 B 80-89 C 70-79 D 60-69 F 0-59

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Wednesday, September 22, 2021

Erik Stokkebye Pipe Tobacco Afternoon Melange (4th Generation) in Review

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Erik Stokkebye Pipe Tobacco 
Afternoon Melange (4th Generation) in Review

CATEGORY: English
BLEND: Latakia, Oriental/Turkish, Virginia
FLAVORING: none

BLENDER: Erik Stokkebye
MANUFACTURER: Scandinavian Tobacco Group

CUT: Ribbon
PIPE: Old German Clay no. 3
INTENSITY: Medium

NOTES:
Cocoa | Fruits | Musk

A bulk tobacco? Exactly what kind of blog is this??? "I started looking out the window, see gun store, gun store, liquor store, gun store, where the fuck you taking me? This don't look good. He didn't say shit." Dave Chappelle, Killing Them Softly (2000). Latakia (musky over smoky) might be the star but Virginia (sweet, fruity) is doing a lot of the cream-heavy lifting. Whilst not a flavored 'baccy, there are inherent traces of Carter Hall in it, which drop cocoa bits and sips of (fleeting)bourbon.

That fruitiness evolves into a neat honeydew. The muskiness stays ahead of smokiness and thus exhibits as a quite traditional English blend... not some sort of off-kilter boutique try-hard Latakia bomb. The smoky dark leaf remains delightfully condimental here--tho make no mistake--does announce its steering presence. The Orientals seem to sidle up to VAs and spice (allspice, ginger) them nicely. Floral notes happen there, as well. A heavy hibiscus. Just a classic, traditional, all-day everyday blend. Well-balanced and modest.

Burns well enough, requiring maybe a hair more than a moderate amount of relights. Packs easily but handling the stuff shows its almost wildy-varying lengths and inclusion of more than a few twigs. Several, then. Actually, a few can mean any more than one and sometimes a couple can mean more than two--but shy of several by most calculations. Still, the ash accumulates nicely and the stuff is ready to smoke sans drying & other means of finagling. A decent, drama-free character. A good bloke.

TASTE: B+
AROMA: B+
BURN: B

FINAL GRADE: B+
A 90-100 B 80-89 C 70-79 D 60-69 F 0-59

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Kaplowitz Media. Cigar of the Year 2020-21 Scheduling & Information

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Kaplowitz Media. Cigar of the Year 2020-21 Scheduling & Information

::: SCHEDULE :::

  1. All Cigars of the Month listed (9/26)
  2. Best of each month announced (9/27)
  3. List is whittled down to ten (9/28)
  4. Ten-six announced (9/29)
  5. Five-one announced (9/30)
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The above process will be presented via a single blog post which gets edited/updated in accordance with the schedule listed. Each new stage will be plugged in atop the previous. No other blog posts will occur during that time at this blog. The Kaplowitz Media. Audio/Video blog will continue its regular programming. As will the Kaplowitz To-day daily podcast (which will update CotY stages as they occur).

Every cigar entered into every CIGARS OF THE MONTH list from Oct 2020-Sept 2021is in-turn entered into the race to be the best of 2020-21. Meaning that to gain entry &/or consideration, an offering must have been smoked and reviewed fully within the timeframe mentioned. That is the ONLY existent prerequisite. 

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Tuesday, September 21, 2021

Henry Clay Cigars War Hawk in Review

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Henry Clay Cigars War Hawk in Review

WRAPPER: Ecuadorian Connecticut
BINDER:  US Connecticut Broadleaf
FILLER: Honduran

FORMAT: Toro
ORIGIN: Honduras (Flor de Copan)
INTENSITY: Medium

NOTES:
Creamsicle | Floral | Cardamom

An energetic blend, athletically, not spasmodically. Smoothly lingering in brightly filtered-light fashion. Sits on the palate in a quite Creamsicle manner. Citrus and cream. Vanilla (bean) leanings. A white peppercorn sprinkled on oaken firmament. Cushioned in sweetness, far from cloyingly, made zippy by Cardamom, white ginger, dash of sea salt. Finishes on long legs of caramel and impish spices. Aroma is much like that, adding swatches of suede.

Evolving additional bits hit its middlings in buttery notes of a thin nougat, a praline, a peanut brittle. A driving floral subtlety. Daisies. Some pale grains rest toward the underbelly of sunlit tilled golden earth. Some glimpses of clay. Terra cotta. An intricate and well-balanced blend. Classical, traditional, without being boring or rote. Corners are curved and fluffed. Still, a decent kick happens, gently-so. Almost sneakily strong... a twinkle in a kind eye. 

Burns coolly, slowly, and does require a pair of light re-touches as the line lags in spots. Sedate mechanics for what smokes as an almost mischievous profile. Nice ash growth, perhaps a bit flaky. Excellent smoke out-put leaves a room-note of ghosting aromas near a steaming cup of chamomile tea. Draws smoothly, perhaps w/ a fleeting occasional emptiness. Built exceptionally-well. A calm bit of fun for any time of day when the sun does shine. Possesses no shortage of character.

TASTE: A
DRAW: A-
BURN: B+
BUILD: A

FINAL GRADE: A-
A 90-100 B 80-89 C 70-79 D 60-69 F 0-59

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Monday, September 20, 2021

Adult Beverages in Sherlock Holmes Canon & Premium Tobacco Pairings Vol. 2 Whisky & Soda

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Adult Beverages in Sherlock Holmes Canon & (their) Premium Tobacco Pairings Vol. 2 Whisky & Soda

I'm back here on the second of three Mondays, where I'll be taking a brief look at alcoholic beverages that appear in the Sherlock Holmes canon. Each installment will include a bit of Sherlockian context, an overview of the booze, and finally, a recommendation as to premium tobacco (cigars & pipes) pairings. We began last week with Port Wine, next is Brandy. The twixt-now is Whisky & Soda. There is your orientation; here is your content...

::: WHISKY & SODA IN SHERLOCKIAN CANON :::

"The gasogene is a late Victorian device for producing carbonated water. It consists of two linked glass globes: the lower contained water or other drink to be made sparkling, the upper a mixture of tartaric acid and sodium bicarbonate that reacts to produce carbon dioxide. The produced gas pushes the liquid in the lower container up a tube and out of the device. The globes are surrounded by a wicker or wire protective mesh, as they have a tendency to explode." - Mixing it up: A Look at the Evolution of the Siphon-Bottle (via Wikipedia)

It is worthy of note that Sherlock Holmes kept a gasogene (& a tantalus) in his sitting room at 221B, such was his fondness for a good Whisky & Soda. We'll apply a particular and (near) singular bit of canon, if for no other reason than I am lazy and, if in need of another, it happens to be from a favorite case of mine; The Red-Headed League [REDH]. An adventure that is actually also a (second) favorite of Arthur Conan Doyle's, behind only The Speckled Band (1892). 

REDH first appeared in The Strand Magazine in August 1891. It also appears in The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes (1892). There is a delightful absurdity to the tale, some that even Holmes & Watson laugh at--poor Jabez Wilson, dumbly hand-writing out the entire A section of an Encyclopaedia in order to keep the cat away while the mice plan their play. At least he was paid four pounds a week. That is until famously: "THE RED-HEADED LEAGUE IS DISSOLVED,"

"You see, Watson," he explained in the early hours of the morning as we sat over a glass of whisky and soda in Baker Street, "it was perfectly obvious from the first that the only possible object of this rather fantastic business of the advertisement of the League, and the copying of the Encyclopaedia, must be to get this not over-bright pawnbroker out of the way for a number of hours every day. It was a curious way of managing it, but, really, it would be difficult to suggest a better. The method was no doubt suggested to Clay's ingenious mind by the color of his accomplice's hair. The 4 pounds a week was a lure which must draw him, and what was it to them, who were playing for thousands? They put in the advertisement, one rogue has the temporary office, the other rogue incites the man to apply for it. and together they manage to secure his absence every morning in the week. From the time that I heard of the assistant having come for half wages, it was obvious to me that he had some strong motive for securing the situation." - REDH

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(& Tantalus) “Yes," said Holmes; "I think that both inferences are permissible. Was there any other spirit but rum in the room?" "Yes; there was a tantalus containing brandy and whisky on the sea-chest. It is of no importance to us, however, since the decanters were full and it had therefore not been used." "For all that its presence has some significance," said Holmes. "However, let us hear some more about the objects which do seem to you to bear upon the case." - The Adventure of Black Peter [BLAC] (1904). 

{SPOILER ALERT: only a sea-faring man would opt for Rum. "How many landsmen are there who would drink rum when they could get these other spirits? Yes, I was certain it was a seaman." - BLAC

A Tantalus is a locked table-or-bar-top cabinet, a "spirits case," as perhaps alluded to in A Scandal in Bohemia [SCAN] (1891) capable of securing two or three decanters or booze bottles. The point is to display the alcohol sans the risk of unwittingly 'sharing' it with unauthorized individuals. The name of the device references the Greek figure of myth, Tantalus, and his unsatisfied temptations. Tantalizing the uninvited to imbibe, BUT THEY CANNOT. See? 

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::: ON THE DRINK OF WHISKY & SODA :::

Necessity is the mother of invention. Victorian Era whiskies, in that time before Scotch fully came around, tended to be quite harsh. One might even say they were "shitty," if one were to be glaringly uncouth. The cutting with of soda water was a fix for that problem. But why soda water and not just water-water? Simply because sparkling bubbly carbonated water was all the rage at the time. 

BUT HOW MUCH (soda) WATER TO ADD? Many pros will tell you that up to a 1:1 ratio will still allow you to capture the essence of the brown stuff. Common sense will tell you to do as you enjoy. Everyone wants explicit directions. Rules. Regulations. Meh.

Did you catch: "The globes are surrounded by a wicker or wire protective mesh, as they have a tendency to explode." The Victorians really must have like-liked those bubbles in order to put up with an occasional, oh, chemical explosion. Bubbles were also quite the craze in the Colonies, but at the time, mainly relegated to the burgeoning Cocoa-Cola-type soft drink companies. These were served as dollops of syrup with soda water poured over into them.

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::: WHISKY & SODA PREMIUM TOBACCO PAIRINGS :::

Given the already mentioned variances of ratios to whisky:soda/water, it's pretty hard to make a really good recommendation. I suppose. So let's do this. Hear me out. No one pairs anything with water, be it bubbly or otherwise. So we must look at the whisk(e)y. This is perhaps an obvious if not foregone conclusion but I wanted to show my work. BUT WHICH WHISK(e)Y? I hate it here and want to go home now. Fine, Bourbon. Why Bourbon? 

Well, here is where we completely deviate from any Sherlockian scholarship to be sure--but the focus now is on cigars and pairing--making Bourbon the obvious choice for near fool-proof success. Want absolute fool-proof success? Light up a Nicaraguan puro with your Bour. pour. Notes from the hooch will include maple syrup, honey, caramel. Behind those, bracingly: spices, toasted wood, nuts, fruits... I mean really, it's almost too on-the-nose with Nica cigar palate expectations. But it works, simply-so & because-of. Bourbon will also level-out leathery dark grains which can turn pungent via progression in headier Nicaraguan puros. 

Ah, but pipe tobacco. Something hefty for sure and something with a rigid or at least staunch structure. But first a thought. Drink your pipe pairing whisk(e)y on the rocks. While I typically would never recommend or even condone ice cubes, they will offset well, the potential of dreaded tongue bite. Especially with what I'm about to recommend... Burley. With all its earthen, woodsy, caramel somewhat ham-fisted traits. As well as with its penchant towards biting. Finally--NO AROMATICS. Think along the lines of these offerings linked below:

CIGARS


(as adventuresome a pairing as the above guidelines permit.)

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Thursday, September 16, 2021

Peterson Nightcap Pipe Tobacco in Review

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Peterson Nightcap Pipe Tobacco in Review

CATEGORY: English
BLEND: Latakia, Oriental/Turkish, Perique, Virginia
FLAVORING: none

BLENDER: Dunhill
MANUFACTURER: Scandinavian Tobacco Group

CUT: Ribbon
PIPE: Old German Clay no. 15
INTENSITY: Full

NOTES:
Black Pepper | Dark chocolate | Stewed plums

The restraints are there to calm you. The Perique is here to crisp, not sharpen. I lied about the restraints--there are none. A colossal blend. A gentle(ish) giant of great depth if not complexity. A gentle giant slapping you on the back is still just that. Pepper-spice is... well... “I work in three shades of black.” - Rei Kawakubo. Pepper & black licorice. Smoky and abysmal in the literary sense. Wood piles, charred by a campfire. Latakia, immensely.

Dark chocolate is a middling note but it reaches up, bolstering the primaries on its wide-rich VA shoulders. Underbelly is a compost pile in a sunshower on a summer day; sprinkled in oriental/Turkish spices. [You're put to bed under it.] Between is stewed plums, a heaping driving serving of. Some black currants. Surprisingly, golden raisins. Did I say colossal or what? I did (previous paragraph). On the far back-end, there is a mash bill of fermented grains.

The legs are strong, and [they're] so, so long--and there on that finish is umami--a lot of it; lip-smackingly-so. Salty & sweetly. This is usually where I address performance and the flavors bled over-into it. See? Nevertheless, the burn is even and quite carefree. Ash accumulates slowly and white. Excellent moisture/texture. The room-note is top-shelf in terms of English blends. I really can find zero fault and even hard glimpses of brilliance here.

TASTE: A+
AROMA: A-
BURN: A

FINAL GRADE: A+
A 90-100 B 80-89 C 70-79 D 60-69 F 0-59

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Wednesday, September 15, 2021

The Adventure of the Unique Hamlet by Vincent Starrett | A Sherlock Holmes Pastiche Booklet Review

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The Adventure of the Unique Hamlet
by Vincent Starrett
A Sherlock Holmes Pastiche Booklet Review

TITLE: (The Adventure of) The Unique Hamlet
(A Hitherto Unchronicled Adventure of Mr. Sherlock Holmes)
AUTHOR: Vincent Starrett
GENRE: Pastiche, Mystery, Bibliomystery, Satire

PUBLISHER: privately printed
RELEASE: Christmas 1920
PAGES: 40

We begin in quite a familiar territory, with an at wits' end soon to be client misread by Dr. Watson and summed up perfectly, then welcomed genteelly by Sherlock Holmes. So much so that Holmes, before knowing fully remarks in partly: "His line is Caxtons, Elzevirs, Gutenberg Bibles, folios..." A collector of all that, not of tobacconist debts as Watson believed (if not a mad man let out thru a door left-open). Folios... foreshadowing. The bay window and wicker chair perturb me for perhaps no great reason(s).

Then the display, almost if not entirely, comedically done of the portly collector tumbling-spilling onto the rug's center in Holmes' sitting room. We then get the story. The man is Mr. Harrington Edwards and furthermore "You must know, then, that I am the greatest Shakespearean commentator in the world." The immense trouble he bears is that of a stolen folio that was entrusted to him on loan. An inscribed in Shakespeare’s own hand first folio of Hamlet. One almost satirically decked-out and bedazzled beyond belief.  

Beyond belief. You see, Edwards had it on-loan from a fellow and good friend named Nathaniel Brooke-Bannerman as to better study its contests and, between their neighboring houses--he gets jumped & jacked for and of said priceless folio by a couple of thieves... Two men supposedly sent by the book's keeper to protect against exactly that sort of occurrence. How intriguing and barely-cloaked. The mystery then is left to unfold with a slight deft Holmesian hand on the strings of the matters. 

It's not jaw-dropping, the mystery involved, nor shall it be spoiled here. Nor, will it be belittled (too much). This pastiche reads like a thing not deemed recording-worthy by Watson but having existed nonetheless. A case between cases, say. But one which serves well to flesh things out after the really important stuff is first-gen told. Not "A perfect copy, and with four lines in his handwriting! Unique! Extraordinary! Amazing! Astounding! Colossal! Incredible! Un--" but definitely more worthy than a mere forgery flung into a fireplace, for no particular instance.

Pastiche and not simply just that--but also a satirical look at book collecting and perhaps collecting & collectors in general. The dialog is crisply excellent, the mood is right and perhaps a bit light(er) than a typical bit of casework--although that sort of adds to the case-between-cases vibe. There truly is little at stake here and even less than it seems at first blush. I will say that the unfolding mystery does-so somewhat flatly and into the tale's precariously amicable end, it does whimper not roar. 

An extra half-star will be given on account of the booklet's well-deserved place in Sherlockiana lore. To non-Sherlockians, begin with canon--then branch out further beginning precisely here. Then maybe Adrian's work, Conan's youngest son.

3.5/5 stars.

Vincent Starrett (October 26, 1886 - January 5, 1974) was born over his grandfather's Toronto bookshop and raised in Chicago. In the Windy City, he became a writer, newspaperman, and bibliophile. His other Sherlockian contributions include perhaps his more famous "The Private Life of Sherlock Holmes" (1933) Starrett was also one of the founding members of The Hounds of the Baskerville (sic), a Chicagoan scion society of The Baker Street Irregulars.

As to this Unique Hamlet, just a couple more trifles of interest. Satiric becomes ironic, as its first edition is now quite rare and thus quite 'pricey,' we'll say. The book was (as noted) privately printed during the Christmas season of 1920 and it would seem, to merely be gifted to those scant few interested in Holmesian pastiche before there even was such a thing or even such (or enough) people.

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Tuesday, September 14, 2021

Perdomo Cigars Factory Tour Blend Sun Grown in Review

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Perdomo Cigars Factory Tour Blend Sun Grown in Review

WRAPPER: Nicaraguan Sun Grown
BINDER: Nicaraguan
FILLER: Nicaraguan

FORMAT: Robusto (552)
ORIGIN: Nicaragua (Tabacalera Perdomo)
INTENSITY: Medium-full

NOTES:
Earth | Oak | Caramel sauce

Everything revolves around a densely rich dirt earthiness with oak swirls which occasionally shrapnel out & into surrounding caramel sauce creaminess. Some nougat. Escaping only somewhat, the orbit of that, is a nifty Mexican-spiced pack of instant hot cocoa. Really no complaints, a simple pleasurable, consistent affair. The earth aspect is nicely nuanced and weighty but not cumbersome and showcased in calm filtered light. 

Not complex per se, but not boring. Not, as alluded to, transitional but--there is a good unfurling of pleasant inherent sweetness. A stretching out of legs that culminate in a truly fantastic mocha latte finish as spices dial back there. The body is solid but not rigid... reassuring in a way... stoic. Aroma is a big selling point here, with notes akin to those on the finish, w/ cardamom lacings. A meditative smoke, one quite far from somber. A wry smile bit of fun.

In this particular specimen, the burn was an issue. Out-of-the-gate, a runner sprung. It eventually, via a big re-touch following a chillaxin', settled down. Still after, the ash clumped in a hard knot at the 2/3rd's open. During the tough start stumble, the draw was somewhat hesitant-hollow. Although it abated and other than that, its tension was ideal throughout. To be clear on the burn-line, it did waver again periodically. I'd like another swing at this one. Or to give it another at-bat.

TASTE: A-
DRAW: B+
BURN: C+
BUILD: B

FINAL GRADE: B
A 90-100 B 80-89 C 70-79 D 60-69 F 0-59

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Monday, September 13, 2021

Adult Beverages in Sherlock Holmes Canon & Premium Tobacco Pairings Vol. 1 Port Wine

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Adult Beverages in Sherlock Holmes Canon & Premium Tobacco Pairings Vol. 1 Port

For this and the next two Mondays, I'll be taking a brief look at alcoholic beverages that appear in the Sherlock Holmes canon. Each installment will include a bit of Sherlockian context, an overview of the booze, and finally, a recommendation as to premium tobacco (cigars & pipes) pairings. We begin here with Port Wine, next is Whisky & Soda, and lastly, Brandy. There is your orientation; here is your content...

::: PORT WINE IN SHERLOCKIAN CANON :::

Let's begin at the chronological beginning--the earliest case mentioned in Sherlockian canon. That is in The Gloria Scott [GLOR] which was collected into The Memoirs of Sherlock Holmes (1894) after first appearing in The Strand & Harper's Weekly (1893). Being as it does hearken back to the start, a good bit of biographical exposition is shared from Holmes to Watson, via a lengthy dialog which reads in small chunk thereof (& pertaining to our Port topic)--“One evening, shortly after my arrival, we were sitting over a glass of port after dinner, when young Trevor began to talk about those habits of observation and inference which I had already formed into a system, although I had not yet appreciated the part which they were to play in my life. The old man evidently thought that his son was exaggerating in his description of one or two trivial feats which I had performed."

Also, Port gets name-checked in (The) Sign Of The Four [SIGN] (1890). There, in Chapter 10 of that second Arthur Conan Doyle Holmesian novel; Sherlock, Watson, & Athelney Jones, the hapless detective from Scotland Yard are finishing up their pre-heroics dinner (replete w/ overt Holmes bon vivant display). They are soon to be off to the tower opposite Jacobson's Yard, when it's written "When the cloth was cleared, Holmes glanced at his watch, and filled up three glasses with port. One bumper," said he, "to the success of our little expedition. And now it is high time we were off. Have you a pistol, Watson?"" One for the road. A bit of liquid courage to steady the nerves.

In The Abbey Grange [ABBE], published within The Return of Sherlock Holmes collection (1905) & prior to that by a year in both The Strand & Collier's, again Port is mentioned--only sorta--but also not really at all. There, it isn't mentioned when a clue caught by Holmes is a difference in the amount of translucent crusty deposits in the three glasses at the scene of the crime. Canonically, however, this is a wine mention only. It's somewhat notable though because 'beeswing' is oft found in Port--or old bottles of wine. The stage is set: "The three glasses were grouped together, all of them tinged with wine, and one of them containing some dregs of bees-wing. The bottle stood near them, two-thirds full, and beside it lay a long, deeply-stained cork. Its appearance and the dust upon the bottle showed that it was no common vintage which the murderers had enjoyed." So old wine it is. But I did drop a scant further bit of Port info. yw

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::: ON THE DRINK OF PORT WINE :::

"Port is a sweet, red, fortified wine from Portugal. Port wine is most commonly enjoyed as a dessert wine because [sic] its richness. There are several styles of Port, including red, white, rosé, and an aged style called Tawny Port." That ::: very ::: brief overview comes from Wine Folly. To make matters even briefer still, I am speaking here of the Red (Ruby) varietal in terms of upcoming cigar & pipe tobacco pairing recommendations. Perhaps I should have mentioned that sooner, or perhaps I did-so right on time. Maybe I could have waited a tick longer. We'll have to let the historians debate that generations from now. Nevertheless...

Indigenous Portuguese grapes are perhaps the most important aspect of a true Port. Varietals of such include: Tinta Roriz (the famed Tempranillo), Touriga Franca, Touriga Nacional, Tinta Cao, Tinta Barroca, and almost 50 others I won't name here because I cannot. The aforementioned will be on the exam at the end of this write-up, however. Tasting notes of these grapes typically include: cinnamon, vanilla, berries. It is a drink high in tannins but still, as stated, quite sweet. It's full & rich. Port wine is made fortified by adding a distilled grape spirit (almost always Brandy) to the mix. This stops fermentation and 'fortifies' the beverage against damages during long shipping (as its original intent). Finally, only wines manufactured in Portugal's Douro Valley can bear the label of (O)Port to European markets. 

::: PORT WINE PREMIUM TOBACCO PAIRINGS :::

Extra medium. It's not just my T-shirt size, but also the profile of premium tobacco which would accompany well, a nice glass of Port. Robust leaf, yes--but refrained and neither domineering nor dominating. Sweet but not overly-so. More spicy-sweet, earthen. Perhaps a bit staunch of build but not rigid per se. Smoky but not coarse. A decent San Andres wrapper over perhaps some Honduran guts. Pipe smokers too can experience these wonders, especially with Latakia-heavy English blends. In the last word regarding Port, this in re cigars in particular--Port was long (& should still be but sadly isn't) considered the can't miss pairing. The coffee of an alcoholic evening nightcap. I have done my part in tryna bring that back. Maybe you Gentlepersons could chip in? Whoever you tell will thank you. 

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CIGARS



PIPE TOBACCOS


Seattle Pipe Club Plum Pudding Pipe Tobacco in Review

::: COMPANION READING :::

Being as this is the 1/3 of this series, perhaps I might interest you in (re?)reading the first series of this (overall) series--that one on card games. You may find it HERE. Also there, you'll find plans for the future of this (overall) series.

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Thursday, September 9, 2021

Old Dominion Williamsburg Clay Pipe in Review

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Old Dominion Williamsburg Clay Pipe in Review

BRAND: Old Dominion
MODEL: Williamsburg
SHAPE: Cutty

LENGTH: 6.90"
HEIGHT: 1.41"
BOWL DIA./DEPTH: .69/1.63"

FILTER: None
MATERIAL: Clay
FINISH: Smooth (white)

Feels just lovely in the hand; an EZ extension of it, say. Smooth, well-balanced, easily-steered. No spinniness of bowl, quite light and super-just graceful, elegant. Simple cutty design, unadorned. Excellent wide draw. I like this pipe. I like my women like I like my pipes? Unadorned and with wide draws? I apologize. The user experience here is of riding a thoroughbred as opposed to say a ploughhorse. A double-edged sword of exceptional performance & diva-fragile-bitchiness, which we'll cover here soon...

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The bowl is small for me, and I like small bowls. It also heats up hot HOT there, but that heat never travels ::: very ::: far down the stem. The chamber is also quite tight (tall & thin) this seems to make for more relights. All that aside, a major concern is a slight maybe-hairline crack on the outside surface-only front-end of said bowl/chamber. I noticed it soon as patina set in--after perhaps a scant handful of smokes. No telling if it came that way or not--but it lends a real carpe diem element to my usage; for we cannot have tomorrow guaranteed.

FINAL GRADE: A-
A 90-100 B 80-89 C 70-79 D 60-69 F 0-59

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Romeo y Julieta Cigars Reserva Real Nicaragua in Review

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Romeo y Julieta Cigars Reserva Real Nicaragua in Review

WRAPPER: Nicaraguan
BINDER: Nicaraguan
FILLER: Nicaraguan

BLENDER: Abdel Fernandez
MANUFACTURER: Tabacalera AJ Fernandez Cigars de Nicaragua S.A.

FORMAT: Toro (654)
ORIGIN: Nicaragua
INTENSITY: Medium-full

NOTES:
|blackpepperoakraisins|

A deadpan smoke. A cigar delivered more dryly than a Nick Offerman set. I taste Oak. Then raisins. Both carried by enough black pepper to make me want to sneeze. Then it becomes even more narrow. Tunneling of vision. |blackpepperoakraisins| "If your shirt isn't tucked into your pants, then your pants are tucked into your shirt." -N.O. I cannot tell which it is by the time the burn hits the 2/3. That, and I need a drink. Maybe a jumpsuit.

That, and the middling are all char & tar, thinly. Sharply. Stabs at black licorice, mash bill. Underbelly is an abandoned compost heap left in the sun... but in a way aren't we all? An imbalanced smoke of strength ahead of flavor, body. Unevolved and most likely devolved. Pablo's Bull, unfleshed-out. Angry & irritated. Skeletal. Buckwheat honey in the 3/3? Sure, almost. 

Performs well, insofar as burn and roll. Does feel oddly light and firm in my hand. Dry ash, flakily-so. Nice smoke out-put yields a fleeting patent leather that is outlived by cutting chemical echoes. Unkind. Offerman discussing a bullfight and he's not tearing-up but maybe you are and he's imparting it. "Show, don't tell is a writing technique in which story and characters are related through sensory details and actions rather than exposition." - reedsy.com

TASTE: C+
DRAW: A-
BURN: B+
BUILD: B+

FINAL GRADE: B
A 90-100 B 80-89 C 70-79 D 60-69 F 0-59

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Wednesday, September 8, 2021

On Christopher Morley (Haunted Bookshop Author & Baker Street Irregulars Founding Member)

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On Christopher Morley: 
(Haunted Bookshop Author & 
Baker Street Irregulars Founding Member)

 ::: BIO :::

Christopher Morley (May 5, 1890 - March 28, 1957) was born in Bryn Mawr, Pennsylvania (just west of Philly) to a Frank Morley, Haverford College mathematics professor. Also, to a Lilian Janet Bird, violinist--as well as the parent who most likely nurtured lil Christopher's love for literature, poetry, and The Arts in general. A good Right-brained Mama. She was probably intolerable. Her baby boy would, in an appropriate amount of time, become a journalist, novelist, essayist, & poet. A man of letters, as they say. A quadruple-threat!

In the in-between of all this existed, of course, life. Such as, in 1900, the whole kit, kaboodle, & family moved to Baltimore. Six years later, Christopher entered into his father's Haverford College, then graduated as its valedictorian in 1910. Next up, academically, came three years as a Rhodes scholar at New College, Oxford, where his focus of study was Modern History. In 1913, with his Oxford studies completed, he took up residence in New York City. He began to write, or to be a writer, I imagine because even then History degrees were useless.

We now drag the timeline together at the realization of what he did become, as listed in that opening paragraph of that of what he would become. Or something. Dunno. I just like the occasional center-aligned italicized paragraph. It pleases me.

He and Helen Booth Fairchild were lawfully wed on June 14, 1914. Together, they would eventually have four children. They first lived in Hempstead, & then Queens Village. Then came a move to Philadelphia, PA. Finally, the Roving Morleys came to settle at long last in a Roslyn Estates, New York house they dubbed "Green Escape," this in 1920. I like naming houses; reeks of fucking class. And Sherlockiana. I christened my previous place of occupancy "The Shithole." Haven't named my current spot yet.

1936's addition of "The Knothole" to their property, a cabin in which he wrote for the next & last almost two decades of his life, is pretty much the dream of every writer--beyond the other dream of actually having your words published. For pay. Unfortunately and only tenuously related to a recently previous sentiment, Morley suffered a series of strokes in '51. This forced him into an early retirement of sorts. He retired from his retirement in '57 and has been buried since that time in the Roslyn Cemetery in Nassau County, New York.

[Insert image of Christopher Morley, pipe smoker, smoking a pipe.]

::: CONTRIBUTIONS TO SHERLOCKIANA :::

Ever a (perhaps the) Sherlock Holmes enthusiast (later Sherlockian) Morley was a founding member of the Baker Street Irregulars. The Baker Street Irregulars (BSI) began its life as a branching-out of his already existent somewhat informal group, "The Three Hours for Lunch Club," in which he met with other luminaries and such to blab about art & literature.

A bit in re the BSI: established in 1934 it is a nonprofit organization with, as of this writing, some invite-only 300 members worldwide. As an editorial entity, the BSI Press publishes The Baker Street Journal, self-billed as an "irregular quarterly of Sherlockiana." This, since 1946. Essentially, Morley almost single-handedly ushered in fandom, as we know it today. In this particular instance, we should take that last bit as a 'good thing.'

& he also wrote the preface "In Memoriam Sherlock Holmes" for the standard omnibus edition of The Complete Sherlock Holmes. From that introduction, this:
"The whole Sherlock Holmes saga is triumphant illustration of art's supremacy over life. Perhaps no fiction character ever created has become so charmingly real to his readers. It is not that we take our blessed Sherlock too seriously; if we really want the painful oddities of criminology lets us go to Bataille or Roughead. But Holmes is pure anesthesia. We read these stories again and again; perhaps most of all for the little introductory interiors which give a glimpse of 221B Baker Street.

"The fact that Holmes had earlier lodgings in Montague Street (alongside the British Museum) is forgotten. That was before Watson, and we must have Watson too. Rashly, in the later years, Holmes twice undertook to write stories for himself. The have not quite the same magic. No, we are epicures. We must begin in Baker Street; and best of all, if possible, let it be a stormy winter morning when Holmes routs Watson out of bed in haste. The doctor wakes to see that tall, ascetic figure by the bedside with a candle.

"Come, Watson, come! The game is afoot!""

::: PIPE TOBACCO HOMAGE(s?) :::

Morley penned one of my favorite books, The Haunted Bookshop (ALTHOUGH WHY HE KILLED THE DOG REMAINS BEYOND ME) as a 1919 follow-up to his two-years-earlier Parnassus on Wheels. In this Corncob Tobacco Pipe-centric tale, we are privy to the further adventures of Used (& traveling) Bookseller, Roger Mifflin. In its pages, The Corncob Club meets regularly and I'd imagine it to be much like The Three Hours for Lunch Club of my previous mention. 

The two aforementioned book(s) also began the bibliomystery sub-genre of literature. "Mystery fiction has many subgenres: hard-boiled, cozy, police procedural, etc. One particular subgenre of interest to lovers of books is that of the bibliomystery. As the name suggests, bibliomysteries are mysteries which deal in some significant way with books and the world associated with books." - www.biblio.com

I digress.

Cornell & Diehl some good whiles back released its 'Haunted Bookshop' Rob Runowski blend of Burley and Virginia plus pinch of Perique homage. Pretty much a classic now, and all I have left of my own tin is the tin. I'd like some more, please. You may read my full review of that tobacco offering via the COMPANION READING link list below. thx 

In a lesser ham-fisted nod to Morley--in fact I'm not certain it is at all--exists the Seattle Pipe Club Plum Pudding. This one, a Balkan blend offering that everyone seems to like a lot more than I do. I connect it to Morely's Plum Pudding, of Divers Ingredients, Discreetly Blended & Seasoned, that a 1921 collection of humorous essays. The funny thing about funny essays is how often they aren't.

Alas, I have not read that one yet and am maybe dragging my feet in doing-so & for no good reason. Or at least not one I'll have to digress (again) away from here. I feel I've bent your eyes(?) long enough. If you're hellbent on more bending, see the next, far more lazily self-serving segment below...

::: COMPANION READING :::




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Tuesday, September 7, 2021

Seattle Pipe Club Plum Pudding Pipe Tobacco in Review

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CATEGORY: Balkan Blend
BLEND: Black Cavendish, Cavendish, Latakia, Oriental/Turkish, Perique, Virginia
FLAVORING: none

BLENDER: Joe Lankford
MANUFACTURER: Sutliff Tobacco Company

CUT: Crumble Kake
PIPE: Old Dominion Williamsburg clay pipe
INTENSITY: Medium

NOTES:
Figs/raisins | Roasted orange | Beef

Musty, mightily-so. Gamey, lesserly-so. Each carrying traces of salt & vinegar. Of course, there's also smoky-woodsy Latakia goodness by the dollop. Dried herbs or maybe potpourri. Spicy kicks from the Oriental leaf make me see orange... the color. Citrus notes under that--roasted oranges--make me taste orange... the taste. Quite the 'range affair. There are some hollowed-out edges in the profile. Jagged emptinesses where sweet peppered meat might be. I taste molasses.

But that's actually there (sweet peppered meat) thanks to a Cavendish (molasses) sprinkle addition to other soy sauce umami. Still, something misses here. & it seems to not care. Not care. An almost lethargic medium profile. Skip: "You guys. You lollygag the ball around the infield. You lollygag your way down to first. You lollygag in and out of the dugout. You know what that makes you? Larry!" Larry: "Lollygaggers!" Skip: "Lollygaggers." Saltier now (mid-bowl). More compost and dark fruitiness. Figs, raisins. 

An Emo kid looking out the window on a rainy day. Edgy and cool (depending on who you ask) but somewhat vacant. A shoegazer blend. "Shoegaze [music genre] combines ethereal, swirling vocals with layers of distorted, bent, or flanged guitars* ... "creating a wash of sound where no instrument is distinguishable from another.**" [Or perhaps Sherlock Holmes when he crashes.]

Packs nicely. Burns well, w/ a moderate amount of relights. Doesn't bite. White ash is purdy. A final note: the finish and room-note are absolutely fantastic, each. Which just sorta makes the pulls themselves more day-dreamy. The finish in particular is all dark fruit and umami weighted meatiness. Ultimately not my cup of tea but I won't mind drinking it again & again. I'm not mad, just disappointed? Keep reading for my confusing high-grade at the end.

What happened here??? I feel as tho I might be Watson to this blend's Sherlock. Does Christopher Morley have anything to do with this***? 

*Patrick Sisson, "Vapour Trails: Revisiting Shoegaze Archived October 22, 2014

**"Explore: Shoegaze | AllMusic". 2011-02-17

***Plum Pudding. Of Divers Ingredients, Discreetly Blended & Seasoned. Author: Christopher Morley

TASTE: B+
AROMA: A
BURN: A-

FINAL GRADE: A
A 90-100 B 80-89 C 70-79 D 60-69 F 0-59

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Big Sky Cigar Co. The Madison in Review

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Big Sky Cigar Co. The Madison in Review

WRAPPER: Habano
BINDER: Mexican San Andres
FILLER: Nicaraguan

BLENDER: Carlos Sanchez
MANUFACTURER: TACASA factory

FORMAT:  Toro (6.25x52)
ORIGIN: Nicaragua
INTENSITY: Medium

NOTES:
Cashew butter | Salted butter | Saffron

"I'm-a just mad about saffron. She's just mad about me. They call me mellow yellow (Quite rightly)." - Donovan Leitch. Saffron, and its floral sweetness. Also, it's mineral listings. All present and accounted for. That, underneath or behind a tandem of cashew butter & salted dairy butter goodness. Slight cardamom becomes more than slight via progression and a live & lively pinewood supports structuring.

Other than the evolving cardamom, this is a quite consistent experience, gate-to-wire. One much more smooth and mellow than its recipe led me to believe. But it is neither muffled nor muddled. Middlings include orange blossom honey, white pepper, and golden sunlit earth. A meadow, maybe. Smokes like spring-time. Floral cotton dress imagery. Bright, simple. A peck of milk chocolate flavor. A sploosh of coffee in a cup of milk. Wholesome.

A cigar perfect for lunting about. Not just due to its profile, but also its care-free performance. Excellent smooth draw, burn-line, pacing, etc. Admirable ash growth. Blah blah blah. Lunting (back to that) is the act of strolling with a tobacco pipe. Another note is of the noted mineral aspect of saffron. Here, that is more than fine. In saffron proper, it could signal imitation spice. Imitation Spice was my fave Spice Girl... the one in the floral cotton dress. Grrrr.  

TASTE: B+
DRAW: A
BURN: A-
BUILD: A-

FINAL GRADE: A-
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Monday, September 6, 2021

Mudlarking Along The River Thames: A Clay Pipe Focus

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Mudlarking Along The River Thames: A Clay Pipe Focus

::: WHAT IS MUDLARKING? :::

Mudlarking is a thing a mudlark does as one actively mudlarks. A mudlark is a river mud scavenger; a beachcomber of a different body of water. While the term is still used today, it serves a bit differently than it did in its first usage in 18th and 19th centuries London. At that time, mudlarks would scour the Thames muddy shores for anything they could possibly sell. A living, of sorts, could be eeked out in this way. Sometimes by orphaned kids, sometimes by abandoned elderly or handicapped.

Now mudlarking is mainly seen as a pastime akin to many other metal detecting activities. A hobby for those with extra stores of both scratch & time, more-so than a hand-to-mouth necessity. The funny thing is, with this metal detecting tech that these new mudlarks can afford, they often find more valuable washed-ashore items than their poorer thru-the-ages counterparts & darned if that doesn't sound about right. But we won't discuss that further--because it doesn't pertain. For clay pipes are not metal, and they are our focus.

... & there are a lot of them in the muddy beds of the River Thames. A LOT. According to mudlarks, they can be plucked from the shore at almost will and at quite decent clips of such. Some are even whole, which amazes me because I drop an Old German Clay on my wood deck and it's done to the tune of smither-fucking-eens. Then here these are--hundreds of years old. So far, not a lot seems fair about any of this. Let's keep looking.

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::: WHY SO MANY CLAY PIPES? :::

Good question. Because 18th & 19th century pre-packed clay pipes were the cigarettes of their day. Purchased at tobacconist shops as single-use smokes, then discarded. Rinse and repeat. This, daily, by the thousands of workers along the River Thames who would smoke as they labored away their hours. Georgian & Victorian era ports are still to this day, marked by the presence of a greater amount of clay bowls, stems, and whole damn pipes--I swear I once dropped one on my carpeted living room and it virtually imploded. Another time, same circumstance: mushroom cloud. I digress.

::: CLAY PIPE THEMES OF THE TIME(s) :::

Clay pipes in the 16th & 17th centuries were pretty plain. Unadorned. But come the 18th century, molds came into use. In no time, those molds would become more and more ornately ornamented, a thing which became quite a vogueness. Of particular note is that between the years 1730-1770, a popular London motif was to have an English lion on one side of the bowl, a Scottish unicorn on the other... this based on the Royal Coat of Arms of the British monarchy, pip-pip. Cheerio. That sort of rubbish. & so on.

Also popular during that time was the inclusion of Prince of Wales feathers. & THEN OMG THE VICTORIAN ERA HIT & PIPE MAKERS WENT FUCKING NUTS. Military crests, Masonic symbols, mythological scenes, & that's just what's filed under the letter "M!" There were also themes of sports, ships, & shamrocks "S!" Basically, you name the "S"ubject "M"atter, there was a pipe for that. Plus, the usual tree branch and leaf patterns. Floral, foliage, and filigree "F.". Classic. Less classic? How's about cartoon characters & celebrity faces? ("C!")

[I really wanted those letters to spell out something dirty but I got lazy.]

::: TOBACCO LEAF OF THE TIME(s) :::

[WARNING: unresearched speculation ahead will be italicized for your safety.] If you lived in or near London in the late 16th century, you could afford tobacco only if you were quite well-to-do. This due in large part to only small quantities being imported. My guess is these were predominantly Orientals in varietal as well as geography. Nevertheless, only moneybaggers & slverspooners could smoke and even-so, the pipes of that time had much smaller bowls.

Then came the 17th and 18th centuries and their increased amounts of imported leaf. These increases soon saw prices drop, bowls grow larger, and common folk lighting up like lighting up was going out of style--but really, lighting up was actually coming into style because of things I've already mentioned. I barely feel the need to italicize this because I'm 99% certain but this was probably due to new trade routes w/ the American Colonies for their Burleys & Virginias. [END OF ITALICS AS SIGNIFYING UNCERTAINTY]

::: TIDBITS :::

"Starting as a small trickle in the Cotswolds the River Thames travels over 210 miles through the heart of some of England’s most picturesque towns, right into the centre of London and eventually, out into the North Sea." - the Visit Thames website

"In Celtic mythology the unicorn was a symbol of purity and innocence, as well as masculinity and power. Tales of dominance and chivalry associated with the unicorn may be why it was chosen as Scotland’s national animal." - the Visit Scotland website

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Thursday, September 2, 2021

On the Sherlock Holmes, Card Games, & Cigar | Pipe Tobacco Pairing Series (& Future Others)

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On the Sherlock Holmes, Card Games, & Cigar | Pipe Tobacco Pairing Series (& Future Others)

ON THE SERIES

I've taken a brief look at specifically-named cardgames that appear in Sherlock Holmes canon. Each installment has included a bit of Sherlockian context, an overview of individual games, and finally, a recommendation as to premium tobacco (cigars & pipes) pairings. Below is a complete & linked index of the three (3) part weekly-released series...




ON (& FUTURE OTHERS)

Given that I enjoyed writing these & that they were well received, look for further doses of such varietal coming really super soon don't blink to Kaplowitz Media. What I most enjoyed here, other than the fun of adding to Sherlockian scholarly endeavorings, was that it gave me an opportunity to cover other subjects (card games) that while not tobacco-related--speak to the interests of those who imbibe. Hopefully.

That being said, and in a closer look as to what to look for--upcoming articles of this series of series will see its format used to include the topics of: Sports, Beverages (both adult & non-alcoholic), Food, and perhaps more. Perhaps! & that list was, to be clear, in no particular order. That's me, announcing 12 more articles tucked into four more serieses-(eses?). Astounding. It must feel to you like a great time to be alive.

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Punch Cigars Diablo Diabolus in Review

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Punch Cigars Diablo Diabolus in Review

WRAPPER: Ecuadorian Sumatra Oscuro
BINDER: USA Connecticut Broadleaf
FILLER: Honduras, Nicaraguan

BLENDER: Abdel J Fernandez
MANUFACTURER: Tabacalera AJ Fernandez Cigars de Nicaragua S.A.

FORMAT: Robusto Extra  (51/4x54) "Diabolus"
ORIGIN: Nicaragua
INTENSITY: Medium-full/Full

NOTES:
Leather | Beef Jerky | Black peppercorn

Wiry sinewy notes. Patent leather, a polished piece of wood furniture. Shiny notes. Stiff. Under-belly drives as high as Cheech &/or Chong in that one flick I plan on never seeing. Black walnut, shells and all. A dried blackstrap molasses. Beef jerky adds to savoriness. Hard-hitting but thin notes that seem to vanish quickly. Stick & move, stick & move. Anise, fennel, and loads of accommodating black peppercorn fill out the pepper-spice portion. I get the feeling cosmetic strength is at-play. A bodybuilder, not a powerlifter. I also sense some confusion.

The middling is fairly empty and somewhat problematic beyond that. It's primaries all the way down--as lessening echoes of themselves. The only real additions to the back-end are motor oil and a thin layer of creosote. Via progression, these chemical aspects threaten to commandeer the profile. At the 1/2 a new manure note enters into the under-belly and helps fend off further unpleasantness--mostly. Yes, cow-shit is the high-light t/here. I'm confused as to intent, it would seem strength is the goal but it's a somewhat odd take on it.

Performance-wise this offering shines in all aspects. A slight ding is that it burns ::: very ::: slow and guts would overtake skin if allowed to sit too long between puffs. Nevertheless, excellent draw, dead-even and razor-thin char-line. Copious smoky-smoke w/ a bitter-sweet leather/wood room-note. I also smell Italian (burnt) roasted coffee beans which somehow entirely miss the palate. Lest I am remiss: complexity is there more-so than is nuance but neither are in great quantities. There's maybe a sarsaparilla hint on the far-finish as it all winds down.

TASTE: B
DRAW: A
BURN: B+
BUILD: A-

FINAL GRADE: B
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Wednesday, September 1, 2021

Kaplowitz To-day Podcast (Most of) August 2021 Daily Episodes

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Kaplowitz To-day Podcast (Most of) August 2021 Daily Episodes

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Diesel Cigars Sunday Gravy San Marzano in Quick Review

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Diesel Cigars Sunday Gravy San Marzano in [Pictorial] Quick Review

WRAPPER: Ecuadorian
BINDER: Nicaraguan
FILLER: Nicaraguan

BLENDER: Abdel J Fernandez, Justin Andrews
MANUFACTURER: AJ Fernandez

FORMAT: Toro
ORIGIN: Nicaragua
INTENSITY: Medium


TASTE: A-
DRAW: A
BURN: B+
BUILD: A-

FINAL GRADE: A-
A 90-100 B 80-89 C 70-79 D 60-69 F 0-59

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