Thursday, May 27, 2021

ATL Cigar Co. Black in Review

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ATL Cigar Co. Black in Review

WRAPPER: Mexican San Andres
BINDER: Nicaraguan
FILLER: Nicaraguan

BLENDER: Jesus Martinez
MANUFACTURER: Martinez Cigars, NYC

FORMAT: Gordo (6.5x50)
ORIGIN: USA
INTENSITY: Medium-full

NOTES:
Mocha | Molasses | Spice

Brawny but lacking in focus. Heavy minerality, which I appreciate but is far from universally adored. Very thin-sleek delivery of notes. Cafe Americano, semi-sweet chocolate, pushed on-ahead by hot sauce. A nifty parallel smoky-sweetness, blackstrap molasses. Back-end of patent leather sinewy savoriness. Mid-palate rests in minerality. Dark flintiness, copper pennies. Graphite. 

Cool but odd, particularly odd where it's cool. Asphalt as the 1/2 nears. That mid-palate do sure expand. This slightly imbalances the profile. Moderately complex in a challenging manner. Notes are too thin to dig into nuances; ::: very ::: little depth. Evolves pungently-so. Somewhat unkind. Ashy. I think "challenging," says it best. Transitional but not always for the best; until the 3/3 becomes a chocolate bar.

Smokes slowly and coolly--to the point of "AAARRRRGGGGHHH HURRY UP you ok?" Feels severely under-packed but performs well 'nuff all-'round.  An excellent stick as a peculiar accompaniment to something else. A game of cards, some type of puttering about, perhaps company. Said perhaps company will be privy to quite piercing spices and leather/hide room-notes. 

TASTE: B-
DRAW: B+
BURN: B
BUILD: B

FINAL GRADE: B-
A 90-100 B 80-89 C 70-79 D 60-69 F 0-59

Other ATL reviews:
ATL Cigar Co. Libertad

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Wednesday, May 26, 2021

Jake Wyatt Cigar Co. Appendix II in Review

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Jake Wyatt Cigar Co. Appendix II

WRAPPER: 
Ecuadorian Connecticut w/ Mexican San Andres Maduro accents
BINDER: Dominican
FILLER: Dominican

FORMAT: Robusto
ORIGIN: Dominican Republic
INTENSITY: Mild/Mild-medium

NOTES:
Suede | Nougat | Orange Julius

Quite creamy, full & round. Not much delineation but a calm mellow richness seems the goal--& is accomplished. Lots of suede, light leathery oils alongside chicken coop/pale earthiness, form the core. Nougat sweetly reaches out from there. Some boiled peanuts. Cereal grains. A funky fungal quality commands the mid-palate, takes some getting used to. Coarse-ground white pepper thru the nose.

Balanced and even-keeled. At mid-point, I swear to God as my witness, pumpkin spice softly enters... enough to make UGG boots from the existent suede. Totes adorbs! More fungal notes, deeper excellent nuances--totes not contextually registered as athlete's foot. & if it were, that'd be on me, not the smoke. All told a smooth operator, bright thru dustiness. Simple. Almost a comfort food of a smoke. With a tramp stamp.

Draws well, at times a tick hesitant-snugly never egregiously-so. Burn happens on a bit of a wobble, although nothing near a re-touch is ever mandated. All-'round a decently built stick that operates as easily as it's delivered. In the 3/3, a hint of mineral soapiness sorta shampoo-like thing comes through and I think I smell-taste this giggling chick's hair. An interesting addition to a sweet-whispered room-note.

TASTE: B
DRAW: B
BURN: B+
BUILD: B+

FINAL GRADE: B+
A 90-100 B 80-89 C 70-79 D 60-69 F 0-59

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Tuesday, May 25, 2021

Interview w/ Jared Ingrisano, Director of Global Sales, Mombacho Cigars

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Interview w/ Jared Ingrisano, 
Director of Global Sales, Mombacho Cigars

This is a rather lengthy interview.
First, I'd like to thank Jared Ingrisano.
Second, I'd like to get right to it.

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Kaplowitz Media: Jared, first off, it's great to get back in touch with you. Congrats on the still new-ish job... which begs the question: why Mombacho?

Jared Ingrisano: Thanks, Kap! It is indeed! It is still new-ish, so thank you. Why Mombacho? I was asked this a considerable amount and became used to spitting out some habitual, long-winded answer. Enough, in fact, that it soon became clear and concise. Mombacho is different. It permeates a different message, it has a totally different feel given Granada, Nicaragua, and the neo-classical mansion factory, Casa Favilli, dripping in such rich history.

It is a different group of folks, mainly focused on a few virtues our industry isn’t necessarily directly associated with, that is a foremost focus on being GRACIOUS and UNCOMPROMISING. Sprinkle in a few other fighters with humility and a strong work ethic, and you’ve got an environment that will make the train move down the tracks.

Plus, in full disclosure, an ownership opportunity is a true blessing for me, and Cam Heaps, President of Mombacho Cigars S.A., allowed for a snug fit along the lines of how I live my life and what I have going on within it. The beauty is that the ethos of the company will always be a litmus for what will work for Mombacho and what will not; as we graduate the company in prestige, so we must humble ourselves and prepare for the same.

KM: Ownership opportunity? Also, you came on board on the heels of Claudio Sgroi departing--did that have any impact on your decision to sign on?

JI: Correct, I have a minority stake in the company alongside, for instance, Claudio, who is still on the board of Mombacho but not in an active role. I was on board before the release, you know how those things need timing and poise, so Claudio and I had the chance to do some significant work within the restructuring of the company under Cam Heaps.

Claudio is from the same town as my parents and grandparents are from, he is truly my paesano. We Italians, Sicilians, and Mediterraneans stick together! He was a part of my decision to come on board, I am glad he is now able to spend more time with his bride and child and venture to the next step of his career after putting in so much effort at Mombacho for so many years.

KM: I was under the impression that Claudio had left the building. Plus, I was going to ask if you knew why. Nevertheless, there is another Mombacho move I wanted to discuss with you, Indiana Ortez as GM...

JI: Yes, Claudio has left in terms of an active role. Claudio as Master Blender will exist in the blends he so wonderfully labored over. For instance, what he has done with the lines we are known for now is beyond a labor of love, he put his everything into them, and with those, we have had sound success and accolades. It’s a pleasure to maintain his blends and grow forward from them.

Miss Indiana Ortez, indeed! Indiana is a consummate professional. Her attention to detail is incredible and her work ethic is second to none. The woman was basically born in a tobacco field. The knowledge she has comes from a generational education coupled with being self-driven enough to roll up her sleeves up invest herself deeply into every single aspect of tobacco and blends. She fits in so well at Mombacho because her character is gracious and her ethic is uncompromising.

KM: You mention old blends and allude to new. Anything newsworthy you'd like to share?

JI: Indiana is currently hyper-focused on production and operations management as her GM role is just starting, but the woman is a wealth of knowledge in tobacco and her humble approach to putting those quality pre-industry methods together harmoniously has proven her to be successful in blending. I am sure there will be something new before we know it!

KM: So full disclosure, I was worried about the future of Mombacho. Now, not so much. Got any other news to ease my worried mind?

JI: It’s the company's 15th Anniversary, the founder, Cam Heaps has stepped up to an operations role as president and brings an insane wealth of knowledge on quality production and management; Casa Favilli is a historic landmark and is pumping more cigars out than ever, and also is in its most excellent shape since being built in 1925.

Nicaragua as a whole is running the globe with finished goods, exporting the best quality smokes; within a few months, all these things will be very noticeable as we refresh and change many existing great products and come out with more. Worry not, Kap: 15 years in and Granada’s only cigar factory, the world's only true colonial mansion factory, new folks who know tobacco and the business, plus the best family and experience in all of cigars!

KM: I feel like I've been unfair thus far. I'm interviewing you, taking time from your schedule, and asking you about everyone & everything else. So, what about you?

JI: I am from Florida. I have sold across the US, Canada, the Caribbean, and Europe. I started as a road warrior rep for Drew Estate (Territory Manager) which assisted in changing the Florida cigar sales landscape (tough market as they all say). From there, I traveled in the Drew Estate marketing team representing small partner brands and so on so forth to international sales.

For Mombacho, we will heavily focus on Florida and the great South, peppering in some of the North East. Also, we have plans to grow Texas and other awesome states; hand-selecting retail partners to grow alongside. So far we cover a pretty hefty map in terms of where the product is available, but still very lightly--though all folks know Mombacho everywhere I have gone.

KM: Thanks a ton for being so patient here, Jared. I really do appreciate it. Now, if I may try that patience a bit more, you see, I have these five questions I ask of everyone...

Who has mentored you and who have you mentored?

I had the opportunity to learn some serious ropes from a few of the classic gents: Richie Castiano in terms of how to truly serve a retailer; Rex Snyder when I first started at Drew Estate in terms of account care and exceeding expectations as a company man. Recently Cameron Heaps of Mombacho has been a real shining light in how to set up being distinct, his diversity in business and family focus is so impressive, especially since it is coupled with true gentleman nature and a joy, not just happiness, of life. 

The best I have had has been Philip S Zanghi III. Phil is not like how you call someone “uncle”, he is truly family. The man has opened up about all things and in a humble and masculine way has guided me in numerous areas of tobacco and general industry knowledge. I owe a ton of my vision moving forward in the industry to his words, gestures, and support. 

Even today I fire off ideas and questions to him, he is one of the few true men of this industry, an industry with a lot of unnecessary flim-flams and a high volume of spurious characters. Bless them all, of course, but I’ll take this opportunity to say those who are true, the Richies, the Phils, they are the real backbones.

What have you compromised and what won’t you compromise?

I haven’t compromised. I do believe I stayed a few courses a bit too long with certain dealings in the industry but that’s said by hindsight which is 20/20. I will not compromise my inherent vocation of protecting and providing, whether that’s family or those I work with. 

I will not compromise my faith and have zero time or willingness to engage in anything slightly curved--whether it means advancing a career or not, to general conversation at a cigar event. I will not compromise the gentlemanly roots of our industry and will always be available for a brother or even someone I am not aware of or close with to improve together or help, and will always lend an ear... which ultimately is an improvement of self, as well.

When is it a failure?

It’s a failure when you wake up every day and question whether what you're doing is destroying who you would like to be or who you know you need to be. It’s a failure when you fall on the blade of complacency and do not seek challenge and do not seek sacrifice. It is a failure when you put yourself first and when you're willing to seek comfort at the expense of duty or a person.

Where are you on your journey and where are you going?

I am living life, moving about and forward. As usual, supporting those who need support in my personal life, making certain I am joyous and willing to deal with the adversity and emotions of the daily ups and downs which work so diligently to convince us we should not be. 

I am on the way to living the rest of it out for as long as it lasts seeking and intensifying as needed. In cigars, I look forward to continuing to share what we do with the world and continue to meet wonderful people through the many channels of premium tobacco enjoyments across the world!

Why do you succeed?

I am not sure I am succeeding! If I am it's because I try to be a humble servant of my Lord and desire and work toward living a virtuous life.

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Kaplowitz Media. Cigars of the Month (May 2021)

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Kaplowitz Media. Cigars of the Month (May 2021)
[Names are links to full reviews]


BONUS
A-Grade Pipe Tobaccos


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Monday, May 24, 2021

Bocock Brothers Cigars World Traveler Habano (Robusto) in Review

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Bocock Brothers Cigars 
World Traveler Habano

WRAPPER: Honduran
BINDER: Sumatran
FILLER: Honduran, Nicaraguan

BLENDER: Raydel Lezcano
MANUFACTURER: San Judas Tadeo

FORMAT: Robusto
ORIGIN: Honduras
INTENSITY: Medium/Med. full

NOTES:
Mulling spice | Black/red pepper | Caramel

Still waters run deep. Yup. A quite dark & sedate Habano offering, this. There is the customary pepper-spice display but enveloped in a nigh abyss of roasty earthiness. Mulling spice and black/red pepper. Caramel & milk chocolate sweetness huddle together w/ in the greater huddle. Cozy. Delineation is barely moderate, but existent, via buttery cedar bracing spices. Sugar cookie. Hefty.

Excellently balanced and ::: very ::: densely-subtly nuanced. Meditatively complex. A wise sage who spent previous years of his youth as a playboy. A drop of lemon added at the mid-point cleans well, lets some sunshine down on the earth. Barnyard becomes chicken coop in a sunny & nifty-cleansing transition. Not a huge amount of flavors but quite a bit of flavor. The quirks of a humorist, not a comedian.

The roll does soften-some via progression, but evenly-so & not in a way which hampers draw. Seams hold, as do cap/shoulder assemblages. Draws fine, as alluded to, does get a half-tick dampish in 3/3. The burn itself is top-notch and its aroma is much ditto, with a savory leather add-on to top-notes. A cigar that exhibits its components in their best possible ways. Here, terroir talks, bullshit walks. 

TASTE: A-
DRAW: A-
BURN: A
BUILD: B+

FINAL GRADE: A-
A 90-100 B 80-89 C 70-79 D 60-69 F 0-59

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Friday, May 21, 2021

What Would Happen if You Were to Keep Your Cigars & Pipe Tobacco as Sherlock Holmes Kept His? (Sherlock Holmes Day 2021)

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What Would Happen if You Were to Keep Your Cigars & Pipe Tobacco as Sherlock Holmes Kept His? (Sherlock Holmes Day 2021)

Sherlock Holmes Day. You'd really think it would fall on 2/21 in homage to 221b Baker Street. Or maybe that's just me. Nevertheless, it falls on tomorrow, May 22. That's fine, it's Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's birthday. Still, how about September 26th to mark the end of The Great Hiatus via the publication of The Adventure of the Empty House? A hero back from the dead! A bit too Easter-ish?

I digress.

Holmes was a man who smoked wisely. Meaning Doyle was a man who knew how to smoke. An accurate portrayal of vice, say. I mean, of course, of lifestyle. In loose-broad strokes, it went like this: pipes while contemplating, cigarettes while agitated, cigars while Brandy or Whisky and Soda. All good there. However, the care & maintenance of his premium tobaccos was... weird & shitty. Or was it? dotdotdot

"But with me there is a limit, and when I find a man who keeps his cigars in the coal-scuttle, his tobacco in the toe end of a Persian slipper," Watson on Holmes, [edit 3/25/22 The Musgrave Ritual]. This is all very odd. But how long & well would the leaf last? You may ask--at least I hope you may--because answering that is pretty much the crux of whatever this is.

Bear in mind Sherlock didn't fuck aro*nd when it came to burning thru his stash. "My body has remained in this armchair and has, I regret to observe, consumed in my absence two large pots of coffee and an incredible amount of tobacco." (Hound of the Baskervilles.) Elsewhere in the book, he mentions smoking a pound of shag in a marathon sitting of elementary deducing. So perhaps long-term keeping wasn't the goal.

Nevertheless, I'll now employ my own powers of deduction to handicap some shelf-life timeframes & therefore measure the successes of these apparently outrageous methods. We'll begin with his cigars. Might I also begin with an aside? Sherlock's era straddled two eras--the Victorian & Edwardian, to be precise. During the Victorian era, smoking was banned other than in private clubs and homes. No public smoking. Then came King Edward and his immortal "Gentlemen, you may smoke."

OK. They were Cubans. Holmes smoked Cubans. That's right, we're back on track here. Important to realize is that he did so before humidors existed as we know them to exist today. He smoked even prior to what would now be considered antique humidors... which were lined in either copper or tin. This because inert metals imparted no flavor and also inhibited the growth of mildews & molds. Wait for it...

Coal-scuttles were made of metal & our man looks less odd, maybe. Also, we don't know how many smokes he kept on-hand. Too, we don't know how many he smoked a day. But I did do some online window shopping & found that coal-scuttles and 10ct. travel humidors are in the same ballpark size-wise. So, 10 cigars, say two a day, is five days in the (perchance)copper bucket & I daresay no worse for wear than when first purchased. Probably because they were dry as a bone already.

Smart. Sherlock Holmes is super smart. I'm envious. Now onto his shag pipe tobacco. In short, it was dark, & well-coarser than today's shag, and of fairly low quality. He smoked pipes more often than cigars, in canon. When we learn he smoked that aforementioned pound, I feel he smoked his cellar. I do recall him, at other times, asking Dr. Watson to buy a pound of the stuff when he ran low. Let's again look at his consumption. A typical smoker gets 3 months off a pound. Holmes had been known to smoke a pound in a pondering.

Holmes knows his needs, not the needs of others. I mean the guy was strong-maybe a sociopath, after all. He could put down a pound in not months, not weeks, but days. Days would be how long pipe tobacco lasts in a cloth or leather tobacco pouch. Cloth or leather is what Persian slippers are made out of AND I, LIKE SHERLOCK HOLMES, AM A BLOODY GENIUS. Let's go a step further in ideating. The pointed toe of a Persian slipper really packs in the freshness & jamming some new shag down atop old, adds moisture.

Now it's time for a breakdown. Tobacco storage is always a topic of discussion amongst imbeciles. Here's my suggestion: stop worrying so much about what's good for your tobacco & what other imbeciles might think. Let your tobacconist handle the former and simply drop the latter. Start worrying about what's good for you. Have a good for you amount on-hand, stored humbly. You know where you can get more. Stop letting your habit, by which I of course mean hobby, keep you up at night.

What Would Happen if You Kept Your Cigars & Pipe Tobacco as Sherlock Holmes Did His? Maybe you'd be a bit happier. I really impressed myself with this one, Gentlepersons. I'm glad you got to read it, as I'm sure you are as well. Happy Sherlock Holmes Day!

@kaplowitzmedia

PS: I speculate Holmes was a two cigar a day smoker, then I say he smoked more pipe tobacco than cigars. Let me clarify. In canon--in the writings--we are shared into more scenarios where a pipe fits just right. However, Holmes the fictional man probably had a lot more downtime than readers are privy to. Thus the two daily cigars, on guesstimated average. thx

PPS: Remember: Doyle wrote Sherlock to be smarter than Watson; expertly-so here.

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Thursday, May 20, 2021

J London Cigars Gold Series Lancero in Review

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J London Cigars
Gold Series Lancero

WRAPPER: Ecuadorian Connecticut
BINDER: Ecuadorian Connecticut
FILLER: Dominican

FORMAT: Lancero (7.5x40)
ORIGIN: Tabacalera William Ventura, Dominican Republic
INTENSITY: Mild-medium

NOTES:
Lemon | Candied lemon | WhitepepperEarthSuede

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. If you like the lemonade--you'll probably really like this smoke. Gate-to-wire & top-to-bottom... lemons, dig? Moderately creamy & inherently sweet, lemon. Tangy but shy of af. A dash of white pepper, a hint of suede, rumors of pale grain sprinkled over an assumption of sunny dirt. Imbalanced and linear but hey, maybe you like lemon w/ a slight Lemonhead candy addition. An effervescent quality.

Built spectacularly for a tricky Lancero vitola and for any ol' format, really. Prefers to be double-puffed. Tight seams, sturdy cap. Zip/zilch hard/soft spots. Quite a nice pacing. I wish I tasted tobacco. Does cloy-some. Smoke out-put is voluptuous, and its aroma is its selling point. I smell movie butter popcorn a-poppin' (it's on the back-palate & lengthy finish, too), and of course, there's lemon. Somehow skirts acidic, all told, and lands on refreshing.

TASTE: B
DRAW: B+
BURN: A-
BUILD: A

FINAL GRADE: B+
A 90-100 B 80-89 C 70-79 D 60-69 F 0-59

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Wednesday, May 19, 2021

PROGRAMMING NOTICE | Kaplowitz Media. Live & On-demand Streams

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PROGRAMMING NOTICE | Kaplowitz Media. Live & On-demand Streams

Kaplowitz Media. live streams can be found on-demand at the time of this writing on IGTV (Instagram). The Kaplowitz Media. IGTV can be found HERE. To be notified of new &/or upcoming offerings there, simply follow. There are no Facebook on-demand episodes yet, but they are, in fact, coming soon. The Kaplowitz Media. Facebook page can be found HERE. Please consider following along there, as well.

For the time being, there is no schedule as to these GAME-CHANGING EPIC events. So again, it's important to plug in if you wanna tune in. Why both? Because I have decided to begin with these two streams, and furthermore, to create specific content for each. Stuff may well change in the future, but that's how it'll be for now. I will now conclude by again letting you know via links...


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Bocock Brothers Cigars World Traveler Connecticut (Robusto) in Review

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Bocock  Brothers Cigars 
World Traveler Connecticut

WRAPPER: USA Connecticut
BINDER: Costa Rican
FILLER: Honduran, Ncaraguan

BLENDER: Raydel Lezcano
MANUFACTURER: San Judas Tadeo

FORMAT: Robusto
ORIGIN: Honduras
INTENSITY: Mild-medium/Medium

NOTES:
Suede | Balsa wood | Citrus

Creamy & earthy w/ light-sweet attachments to each. Suede envelops earth then together forms an airy-wide core. Softwood, balsa wood, the softest--it does structure well, though. At once nicely delineated and well fleshed-out, rich. Citrus is a limon thing, candied. Cardamom, flaky pastry, tea leaves, and dandelion flowers. A bit dewy. Separately, a bit minerally. Butterscotch.

Errs tick-toward acidic at times, w/ a corroborating dark ash showing lack of soil nutrients. Does smooth via warming but never corrects entirely. Some nifty cocoa butter I associate w/ CR 'baccy comes on in at mid-point. Not complex but well-nuanced; although in those depths exist the acidic lilts. A bit grassy come 3/3, as the load lightens a tick in re body. Crisper, not crisp per se--never cloying. Clover honey.

Sloppy pre-light seams loosen a half-hair during progression but only concern cosmetics. Draws and burns sans complaint. Moderate+ smoke out-put adds a tick of snickerdoodle to sweet-cream aroma. Slight pale spices. All told, all is presented as well as can be. Without looking critically, this is a more than pleasant enough smoke, one that gets better & better. Yet runs out of time before becoming exquisite.

TASTE: B+
DRAW: A-
BURN: A-
BUILD: B+

FINAL GRADE: B+
A 90-100 B 80-89 C 70-79 D 60-69 F 0-59

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Tuesday, May 18, 2021

Who What When Where Why w/ Moe ElAraby of Tatuaje Cigars & L’Atelier Imports

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Who What When Where Why Interview 
w/ Moe ElAraby of Tatuaje Cigars & L’Atelier Imports

He's been the northeastern NY/NJ sales representative for both Tatuaje and L'Atelier Imports since 2015. But he's also more than that--he's one of the faces of the organization(s), and actually not far behind Pete Johnson himself, in that capacity. Moe's long struck me as a thoughtful sort, so I was a good bit excited when he obliged this quick interview, and maybe even a more in-depth one down the road. For now...

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Who has mentored you and who have you mentored?

I think my biggest mentor was my father (although I was unaware of it at the time). I find myself saying and doing things as he did. My father was a highly respected, educated, and well-liked man. That's a hard combination to achieve. I strive to reach maybe two out of three at some level. As for me mentoring, I try to impart some of my experiences to friends and family. I hope they can take away something from my experiences.

What have you compromised and what won’t you compromise?

Time. I have not efficiently used time to my advantage. I wish I had that time back to use differently. Time. I know that I have less time in front of me than behind me so what and who I choose to spend my time with has greater meaning.

When is it a failure?

Failure is not trying. You'll never know unless you try. Get out of your comfort zone.

Where are you on your journey and where are you going?

Tough to answer. I am right where I need to be at this time. I am a bit of a fatalist. Everything happens for a reason. I will know when it's time to alter my path and it will be beyond my control.

Why do you succeed?

Success is a relative term. I am happy to work in an industry I love. I have met many people that I now call friends because of this industry. I'm still in relatively good health. These are my successes.

I suggest catching his Live videos when you can.

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Monday, May 17, 2021

Tatuaje Cigars Skinny Wolf in Review

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Tatuaje Cigars Skinny Wolf in Review

WRAPPER: Ecuadorian Sumatra
BINDER: Nicaraguan
FILLER: Nicaraguan

FORMAT: Petite Lancero (638)
ORIGIN: My Father Cigars S.A. Nicaragua
INTENSITY: Medium

NOTES:
Crackerjack | Goobers | Red Hots

"Don't mistake my kindness for weakness." I dislike people who say this, but I do like cigars (such as this) that smoke that way. Refrain. Control. Goodwill. Plus, a lil taste of something different here. Both talc smooth and oily, too. Hefty easy. Crackerjack | Goobers | Red Hots dissect all that, list ingredients, it's all here. Buttery cedar bracing, wrapped in soft leather. Caramel latte. Dried chiles.

Front, mid, & back palate is kindly shuffled in a calm complexity. Decent nuances play in infield dirt. A bit dusty. Finishes spicy-sweet, w/ an akin room-note. Superbly balanced. Cardboard does try flitting in but is thwarted via its own rapid-unhurried evolution into that aforementioned cedar. A lot of happening done on an even-keel in somewhat confined space; although that does broaden-some on-toward finish.

Super nice draw. Dead-even burn on a razor-thin char. Ash grows to a goodly inch, although a bit of aeration is shown, scant flake. Shaft is a tick lumpy-veiny but features zero hard/soft spots. Seams and cap are tight tight tight... as a witch's you-know-what. Notable is the pacing, there's a bunch of smoke-time in the small package. Overall a good bit of serious fun, this. A thing to smoke every day & at every time thereof.

TASTE: A-
DRAW: A
BURN: A-
BUILD: A-

FINAL GRADE: A-
A 90-100 B 80-89 C 70-79 D 60-69 F 0-59

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Friday, May 14, 2021

ATL Cigar Co. Libertad in Review

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ATL Cigar Co. Libertad in Review

WRAPPER: Nicaraguan Corojo
BINDER: Nicaraguan
FILLER: Nicaraguan

BLENDER: undisclosed
MANUFACTURER: TABSA

FORMAT: Toro (6.5x54) pig-tail cap
ORIGIN: Nicaragua
INTENSITY: Light-medium/Medium

WEBSITE: www.atlcigar.co

NOTES:
Oak | Lemon meringue | Boiled peanuts

Quite steered by a somewhat precocious lemon cream. Lemon meringue, tartly-sweetly. Pleasant but a bit+ on tilt. Delineations are well-braced by a lively oak w/ another look at youth to it. Boiled peanuts progress into a cashew butter addition. As the 2/3 sets in, on come white raisins and a slight nougat. Some blonde-roasted java, thinly. Bright profile, hi-flying but also tethered to golden earth w/ kaolin lilt. White pepper.

Exuberantly complex, not overly bratty. HAPPY TO BE HERE. Good transitions. Depths are somewhat lacking in nuance. Sweet-sour both forward & back. Spices do eventually (mid 2/3) set in. White cinnamon, cardamom, a dash of clove. A summer's day smoke, certainly. Floral yellow & white notes ebb & flow. The creaminess does retain a decent heft, while mostly avoiding being cloying. A sip of lemonade note is germane. Piquant. 

Burns slow-slow and cool. Moderate passive & active smoke out-put yields a sugar cookie, thin suede room-note. Flirts a tick w/ sharpness. Draws a bit snugly, opens-some after I shove a toothpick thru tightly bunched leaves. Burn requires a 1/3 re-direct, which it willingly accepts--then goes plum out near mid-point. Ash grows to a marbled aerated inch of growth. Seams loosen in 3/3. Not hard/soft spots in the roll. A white-knuckle end to a jittery time.

TASTE: B
DRAW: B-
BURN: B-
BUILD: B-

FINAL GRADE: B-
A 90-100 B 80-89 C 70-79 D 60-69 F 0-59

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Thursday, May 13, 2021

Orlik Golden Sliced Pipe Tobacco in Review

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Orlik Golden Sliced Pipe Tobacco in Review

CATEGORY: Virginia/Perique
BLEND: Perique, Virginia
FLAVORING: none

BLENDER: Orlik
MANUFACTURER: Orlik

CUT: Flake
PIPE: Missouri Meerschaum Country Gentleman (straight)
INTENSITY: Medium

NOTES:
Sunny hay | Black pepper | Citrus

Tin note of orange blossom honey, ::: very ::: yet gently sweet. Yeasty hay notes. A light earthy undertone of some bright smokiness. Upon lighting, an unmistakable and immediate clean tang of perique greets you first-off, then comes the flue-cured sweetness of the Virginia. Sweet citrus and more sun-drenched hay, and no wonder this is famously a summertime favorite. It's a July farmland. A floral patterned summer dress. A Sunday drive through the countryside. Could do with more balls. 

A smiling profile that while stridently steadfast, allows for sweet yet balanced nuances to shine through. Pepper is black and kind, nicely roasted and freshly ground. Cleansing with its sweet lemony back-end. Fortifying with its earthen leatheriness nethers. More of it would be even better. Still serves nicely as a counter to the Virginia's inherent sweet finish. Tangy blueberry. The heel is my favorite part here, as all flavors stay on and deepen to a warmer roasting. Pulled up into the sinuses, there are added dark bread molasses notes.

Apricot. The stuff is ready to burn, wants to be smoked, but also is not overly eager. It sets its own nice pacing. The false light carries through into the bowl and not even a tamping is all that necessary. Easy like a Sunday morning and a country drive thru it. Crisply sweet room-note, light-airy. If you're looking to explore the Va/Per landscape, and you darn well should be, start here. There is a certain untethered feeling which lends to a daydreaming mood. Mild-mannered; un-marvelously does nothing wrong.

TASTE: A
AROMA: A-
BURN: A

FINAL GRADE: A-
A 90-100 B 80-89 C 70-79 D 60-69 F 0-59

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Who What When Where Why w/ Yezid "Jessie" Acosta of Acosta Cigars

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Who What When Where Why w/ Yezid "Jessie" Acosta of Acosta Cigars

For this installment of "Who What When Where Why" I welcome (as you've read) Yezid "Jessie" Acosta of Acosta Cigars. A newer kid to the block, Jessie has hit the pavement running with a single blend (La Lujuria, "Lust") which serves to intro not just his brand but also the high concept cigar-smoking tour of the Seven Deadly Sins.

"Acosta Cigars [was] conceived when an unlikely meeting between a Cuban Master Blender and a Colombian cigar enthusiast happened over the love of cigars. ... Yezid Acosta has always been on a constant quest for the perfect taste, aroma, and experience." - www.acostacigars.com 

Now, let's get down to them brass tacks...

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Who has mentored you and who have you mentored?

I've never had a formal mentor; I've learned to network with successful people and learn from them. I've mentored a few people in my life. They were either staff, coworkers, or kids at my current job as part of our internship program.

What have you compromised and what won’t you compromise?

I compromise sleep!!! I hardly get any sleep... I would never compromise my morals, family, or my word. 

When is it a failure?

It's never a failure. When things are not working out, I sit back and rethink things; see why the result wasn't what I wanted. Then I come up with a new plan and try again.

Where are you on your journey and where are you going?

I'm at the beginning of my cigar journey. I'm never satisfied and always striving to be the best. By that, I mean being recognized by my peers as the best in whatever endeavor I'm working on at the time.

Why do you succeed?

Because when I want something, I never give up. Just adjust and try again until I get the result I wanted. I find the best at whatever I'm doing and try to make or do something as good or better than they do. For instance, with Acosta, we were aiming to create a cigar that could hang with a Cohiba Behike.

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My reviews of Acosta Cigars offerings:
Acosta La Lujuria

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Wednesday, May 12, 2021

JM's Dominican Cigars Maduro in Review

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JM's Dominican Cigars Maduro in Review

WRAPPER: Mexican San Andreas
BINDER: Connecticut Broadleaf
FILLER: Dominican

BLENDER: n/a
MANUFACTURER: Tabacalera Turey

FORMAT: Robusto (pre-punch-cut)
ORIGIN: Dominican Republic
INTENSITY: Medium

WEBSITE: jmtobacco.com

NOTES:
Leather | Bitter chocolate | Black licorice

Kicky-tangy front-end smooths maybe rounds into spitty-sharp muddledness. Light-weight leathery dry-oil body. Bitter waxy chocolate & black licorice take turns. A vaguery of hot sauce. Cedar, maybe thin molasses. Baking spice. Balance isn't the issue--the dark-sharp melange is; as is the piercingly-pungent room-note. Performs well, save for a stingy draw.

TASTE: B-
DRAW: B-
BURN: B+
BUILD: B+

FINAL GRADE: B-
A 90-100 B 80-89 C 70-79 D 60-69 F 0-59

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Monday, May 10, 2021

Cornell & Diehl Haunted Bookshop Pipe Tobacco in Review

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Cornell & Diehl Haunted Bookshop Pipe Tobacco in Review

CATEGORY: Burley Based
BLEND: Burley, Perique, Virginia
FLAVORING: none

BLENDER: Bob Runowski
MANUFACTURER: Cornell & Diehl 

CUT: Coarse cut
PIPE: Missouri Meerschaum Country Gentleman (straight)
INTENSITY: Medium/Medium-full

WEBSITE: www.cornellanddiehl.com

NOTES:
Peanut brittle | White peppercorn | Tropical fruit

A blend at home in a front-porch corncob rocking chair. Burley, with condiment leaf present to simply flex said burley. So yeah--go ahead like tf out of burley prior to smoking a bowl of this 'un. Impeccably if not predictably balanced. A bit of an OTC blend kicked up a BAM! of a notch; served au naturale. Cereal grains. A pat of fresh-churned butter.

White peppercorns coarsely crack, toast. There, it's more of a deeper sensation than mere taste, it structures, drives. Sets the stage. A sweet brittle nuttiness, pale and rich. A lesser fruitiness--tropical syrup--heightens on the finish. That's there in the room, as well, a tick mustily. The palate avoids being cloying on the strength of a lemon rind note... marmalade via progression.

Burns slowly coolly. If rushed greedily, will become a cigarette experience. Paced correctly, will never bite and be codger-smooth. Fills the bowl with baby powder ash. Nothing fancy but definitely a Cracker Barrel in a Golden Corral world. Makes me want to homespun orate whilst thumbing up-&-down my suspenders. Thick red ones. The final grade is curved toward burleyphiles.

TASTE: B+
AROMA: B+
BURN: A

FINAL GRADE: A-
A 90-100 B 80-89 C 70-79 D 60-69 F 0-59

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Friday, May 7, 2021

Casa Robles Cigars Tomb Raider in Review

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Casa Robles Cigars Tomb Raider in Review

WRAPPER: Sumatran Maduro
BINDER: Dominican
FILLER: Brazilian, Puerto Rican

BLENDER: Gabriel Robles
MANUFACTURER: Casa Robles

FORMAT: 5.5x60
ORIGIN: Puerto Rico
INTENSITY: Medium/Med.-full

WEBSITE: casa-robles-cigars.company.site

NOTES:
Damp earth | Fennel | Red/purple fruits

Predominantly an earthen display, damply-so. Mainly smooth with a prickly lilt beginning in the 2/3. Around that earthy-core swirls a barely|delineated but predominantly pleasant fennel-led dark herbaceousness. A back-palate of red/purple fruit syrups. Toasted white peppercorns ebb & flow. Fungal & musk underpinnings. Balanced, flatly-so. A restless sleeper under a weighted blanket. No great complexities, superficial depths of nuance. 

Finishes in a Dr. Pepper note w/ zing of liquidly black pepper. These notes are in the fusty-ish aroma, alongside a fruity sweetness. Musty. Profile dirties up a tad in the 3/3, does show a foggy lemony-mint come-on. Muddling and a slight growing gruffness. Mineral saltiness. Erratic on its outro, jittery-some from the mid-point on. A bit hyperactive. Imagine having ADHD, then imagine rolling around in yard debris after it rains. Twigs. It's actually kinda fun.

Performs quite well, highlighted by nifty white-sheath long-strong ash. Razor-thin char-line w/ only the teeniest occasional wobble. Big smoke out-put gives a pungent sweet-savory room-note. Draws excellently. There is a soft-spot in the roll at the barrel's mid-point, but no hiccup surrounds it. In the 3/3 the seam loosens a tick ahead of burn. ADHD. Squirrel! My tongue feels furry. An awkwardly charming cigar in a somehow disarming fashion. 

TASTE: B
DRAW: B+
BURN: B+
BUILD: B

FINAL GRADE: B
A 90-100 B 80-89 C 70-79 D 60-69 F 0-59

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Wednesday, May 5, 2021

Casa Robles Cigars Navegante in Review

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Casa Robles Cigars Navegante in Review

WRAPPER: San Andres Maduro
BINDER: Dominican
FILLER: Dominican, Puerto Rican

BLENDER: Gabriel Robles
MANUFACTURER: Casa Robles

FORMAT: Torpedo (550)
ORIGIN: Puerto Rico
INTENSITY: Medium-full

WEBSITE: casa-robles-cigars.company.site

NOTES:
Black pepper | Molasses | Beef bouillon

Lots of black pepper. Not in a pepper-forward way, though. Instead, an accidental superfluous dash in a dish manner. An evolving leather savoriness eases it somewhat. Too much pepper in your mashed taters? Get more un-peppered mashed taters, fold in. Hide-y, meaty, umami--dryly. A beef bouillon cube. Molasses sweetens and spins-off brown sugar influences. The back-end is flush w/ barnyard and the shadows of primaries. Smoky.

Flirts with a tick of tar in a manner I find appealing. In the 2/3 a salted dark chocolate floods in and almost joins the front-end but is separated by a plank of hard seasoned wood. Excellent structure, then. Earth, dark & rich, fills all corners. Not super complex, but unboring and well-nuanced. Decent depths, for sure. Moderate and even-keeled smoke out-put offers up a sweet-spiced aroma & culminating room-note. That's the finish, too--w/ a hint of coffee & cola.

Dense. Draws are at times a tick hesitant, nothing terrible. Ash stacks almost black dimes to beat the band. Pretty sure I could grow it the length of the thing. Impressive. Less impressive is a constant-slight jaggedness to the char-line, altho a retouch is never mandated. Pace is slow but never tedious... a shorter vitola works here. A simple spicy treat w/ savory mid-palate and sweet ending. An after-dinner smoke that pairs well w/ an involving book.

TASTE: B+
DRAW: B
BURN: B
BUILD: B+

FINAL GRADE: B+
A 90-100 B 80-89 C 70-79 D 60-69 F 0-59

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Tuesday, May 4, 2021

GL Pease Gaslight (Old London Series) Pipe Tobacco in Review

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GL Pease Gaslight (Old London Series) Pipe Tobacco in Review

CATEGORY: English
BLEND: Latakia, Oriental/Turkish, Virginia
FLAVORING: none

BLENDER: Gregory Pease
MANUFACTURER: Cornell & Diehl

CUT: Plug
PIPE: Old German Clay no. 3 (black finish)
INTENSITY: Medium-full

WEBSITE: www.glpease.com

NOTES: 
Dark chocolate | Espresso | Roasted oranges

The tin-note sets the table for the italicized tastes. Shouted whispers of sweet creosote and black pepper. Mesquite. Lighted pulls marry the aforementioned bits in a weighty but supple-smooth Latakia lover's dream. Smoky woody. Anise, fennel, licorice. U-M-A-M-I. Worschestshire sauce. Chicory sidles up to the espresso, floating atop within its crema. Chocolate is dark, smooth, and more than a tick sexy, delivered in teasing yet sating ebbs & flows. 

Roasted orange operates alongside cinnamon spiciness, arriving via Oriental pinches. Sweet Red Virginia brings dewy meadow into fruit-tangy sunrise view. Those acting condiment leaves are light & airy in equal portions each & of themselves; never threatening the Latakia's 'Tarry Tarry Night' limelight, only enhancing its savory glow. Synergy. Supremely balanced, quite complex. Pushes the flavor bomb envelope, but not plum off the table. 

Mmm, plum. Burns slow and cool, cut from the plug, easily flaked then loosely gravity-filled into a smallish bowl. Sips over gulps. A blend that wants you to sit a smoldering spell. The good news is you'll be sitting in an aroma both Siddhartha & Cobain would have each left Nirvana for. Leathery & sweetly-spiced. A slight knock is that the light requires patience and tending to thru-out, un-egregiously. A snack-ish not more-ish study in Latakia & good for cellaring, too.

TASTE: A
AROMA: A-
BURN: B+
 
FINAL GRADE: A-
A 90-100 B 80-89 C 70-79 D 60-69 F 0-59

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Monday, May 3, 2021

Ventura Cigar Co. Archetype The Pupil in Review

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Ventura Cigar Co. 
Archetype The Pupil

WRAPPER: Ecuadorian Connecticut
BINDER: Nicaraguan
FILLER: Nicaraguan

FORMAT: Toro (652)
ORIGIN: Fabrica de Tabacos Joya de Nicaragua S.A.
INTENSITY: Medium

WEBSITE: venturacigar.com

NOTES:
White pepper | Chamomile | Buttery oak

Lots here. White peppercorn drives, mainly. Chamomile swirls in a floral, not tea fashion. Buttery oak is the bend-not-break structure. Creamy earthiness floods the basement; softly-bright & dense-crammed. Candied pale fruits. Meanderings of clay, suede, cardamom. Delivered somewhat dryly--at times flirting w/ maybe dating, helter-skelter. In the 2/3 they move in together. Often-times improvisational, more-times flamboyant. Cosmic?

A try-hard. Complex & of good heft, l (loudly/jarringly). Lacking some in tethered nuance, some more in balance. Flighty. Edgy. Macadamia, white birch, kaolin. "Jump around! (Jump around!) Jump around! (Jump around!) Jump around! (Jump around!) Jump up, jump up and get down!" - House of Pain. The get-down is where it suffers. Depths are lacking. Darkness is lacking. Too much Yin, not 'nuff Yang. White chocolate. Orange blossom honey.

Performance, like pimpin', ain't EZ. Although I've never understood the perceived difficulty of the latter. Draws fine, evenly-smooth. Grows decent ash, except for when it doesn't (flaky). The burn jags in spots & wants to cone; then wants to go out if slowed. Hot-sided, either way. Pacing ain't EZ? Pell-mell, all told. A demanding stick delivering in one way only--in a cocaphony. Entertaining, tho. Robin Williams coked up on the set of Mork & Mindy. Extra-terrestrial.

TASTE: B+
DRAW: A-
BURN: B
BUILD: B

FINAL GRADE: B
A 90-100 B 80-89 C 70-79 D 60-69 F 0-59

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