I'm mainly just posting this bit of news as an excuse to share maybe my most favorite of my cigar reviews ever...
Gentlepersons, due to technical difficulties in the recording/downloading/uploading process, no recording of Anthony Welsch and myself conversing is currently in existence. This is the culmination (hopefully) of quite a trying day. One which has me gnashing mine teeths and quite frankly being
Pistoff
What follows is what I recall of the experience. Enjoy.
KAPLOWITZ: *&x^%!!!
ANTHONY WELSCH: Well, Millennials are sensitive.
KAP: Severely lacking in body. (Cigar)
AW: I feel like I'm sucking through a hose. (Cigar)
KAP: Excellent construction.
AW: Yeah.
KAP: I taste nutshells.
AW: Yeah.
KAP: The nicotine hurts. Hold me?
AW: ...
KAP: Retro-hale offers a cinnamon raisin note.
AW: Peppery!
KAP: Back to just nutshells; now a smoky addition.
AW: I keep almost tasting tastes.
KAP: I taste other tastes... never mind.
AW: My draw is still tight.
KAP: I keep just wanting someone to tell me I'll be OK.
AW: ...
KAP: My stomach hurts.
AW: Mine too.
KAP: Unsettling. No body, -medium flavor, full strength -- straight nicotine.
AW: I keep almost tasting tastes.
KAP: NOW I'M MAD.
AW: (laughs)
KAP: Smoky addition has become ashy -- like a cigarette.
AW: I've never cigaretted.
KAP: I'm putting it down. (end of 2/3)
AW: I need to go (inaudible) wife.
KAP: www.kaplO W I Tz.xyz
AW ...
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2/12/17 Cigars City unPodcast - Pistoff Kristoff
Pistoff
What follows is what I recall of the experience. Enjoy.
KAPLOWITZ: *&x^%!!!
ANTHONY WELSCH: Well, Millennials are sensitive.
KAP: Severely lacking in body. (Cigar)
AW: I feel like I'm sucking through a hose. (Cigar)
KAP: Excellent construction.
AW: Yeah.
KAP: I taste nutshells.
AW: Yeah.
KAP: The nicotine hurts. Hold me?
AW: ...
KAP: Retro-hale offers a cinnamon raisin note.
AW: Peppery!
KAP: Back to just nutshells; now a smoky addition.
AW: I keep almost tasting tastes.
KAP: I taste other tastes... never mind.
AW: My draw is still tight.
KAP: I keep just wanting someone to tell me I'll be OK.
AW: ...
KAP: My stomach hurts.
AW: Mine too.
KAP: Unsettling. No body, -medium flavor, full strength -- straight nicotine.
AW: I keep almost tasting tastes.
KAP: NOW I'M MAD.
AW: (laughs)
KAP: Smoky addition has become ashy -- like a cigarette.
AW: I've never cigaretted.
KAP: I'm putting it down. (end of 2/3)
AW: I need to go (inaudible) wife.
KAP: www.kaplO W I Tz.xyz
AW ...
fin.
Great one, huh? We do have our fun, Gentlepersons. We do have our fun. Has anyone seen Anthony Welsch???!!! I kid. He's dead. I kid again!!! He's just fine. Still kidding!!!
Anyol'ways, Kristoff Cigars has begun introducing to market its new Corona formatted Pistoff. The aptly named Lil Pistoff Kristoff joins its iteration brethren: Corona Gorda, Robusto, Gordo, Churchill, and 8.5x60 Extremely Pistoff.
"EXTREMELY PISTOFF KRISTOFF It's not more pissed off, it's just... more. Kristoff is taking its Pistoff blend to a new 8.5x60 Gordo largess. This due to market a tick past the top of 2019. The blend was first intro'd in 2016 and sports a Natty Mexican San Andres skinnards, Indonesian binder, Nicaraguan innards. They'll be rolled into 10ct. boxes coming outta the Charles Fairmorn factory in the Dominican Republic. Fairmorn? That's not nearly Latin-y 'nuff." - Me, from a 12/9/18 Kaplowitz Media Cigar News Weekly Report ((( link )))
My, what a hodgepodge of a post, this.
If you're keeping score at home, and/or are at all able to follow along here, this is the sixth vitola entered into the line and I don't know how to wrap this up
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