Wednesday, October 31, 2018

Kaplowitz Media (un)Happy Halloween (or, Just Trick No Treat, or "Worst of" List, or Positively SCARY Cigars)

"Have you Kaplowitz'd to-day?"


& fuck if the title of the post don't say it all.

& sure I can offer the disclaimer of "hand-made/natural product" or "pulled a bad one," or "personal preference/wheelhouse," but BOO!!! ...

[in no particular order]

[titles are links to full reviews, as the below are merely excerpts. thx]

KAP: The nicotine hurts. Hold me?
AW: ...

Black Ops Rubicon She leans across me to fluff a pillow for under my arm and her plump pale ample bosom peaks out...

Flor de Gonzalez (FDG) 20th Aniversario Maduro
#leastmode
  • Thin notes
  • Tight draw
  • Strength outweighs body
  • Zero discernable-delineated notes
  • liquidy notes wash away fast
  • Alkaline, ashy
Pier 28 Maduro "Dark but not somber overtones of a roasted bittersweet varietal. Pepper-spice is a rather simplistic bit which cycles up&down hither&thither throughout the profile. Not much by way of sour entrants and lesser in terms of savoriness, which is led along by a toasted salted note. Not too terribly balanced and rather lacking in complexities. Very straight-forward. Nuance is lacking as well, in a failure to "stick to the ribs" manner and entrench itself in the palate."

"Fifty-One" Kaplowitz Radio I smoke a shitty ***Serrano*** offering whilst discussing: ...

Victor Sinclair Connecticut Yankee [bonus content] (LINK)


House of Chaliceg-d CG13 Entertainment purposes only. Wager responsibly. Brush teeth twice daily. Take vitamins. Say prayers. Void where prohibited.

CAO Extreme Bourbon was never topshelf stuff, but now it's a well drink and prominent in the profile. Top-leaf cracks off of a loosened seam about a half inch from burn-line. Astringent note is there. Witch hazel and cheap bourbon are big players.

Cubanacan Cigars (2016) Habano (LINK)

Drew Estate Kentucky Fire Cured There is a pungent cold-nosing of vulcanized rubber-sole leather boots being set afire over seasoned woods. Said fire is then doused by liquid smoke flavoring, which caramelizes in the heat. Interesting!
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25th of the MONTH: Kaplowitz Media Cigars of the Month.


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